Tommy

So BILD reports that Tottenham stopped his car to the airport. What is happening now.

To be fair if I had a family I'd move them to a country with a decent healthcare system as well.

That's just side effects from the steroids.

But can he do it on a rainy night in Heidenheim?

May I gather you all to celebrate a very special day. It is our beloved @nudge's birthday! Please show your respects accordingly.

Sky Germany latest: Kane wants to join FC Bayern and is true to his word, according to Sky! After very positive and respectful talks between Bayern, Tottenham and Kane's management on Thursday evening, a move is "now more likely" Sky has learned. Negotiations are in the final stages.

Füllkrug.

Apparently the Neto deal includes some clauses (which are very likely to be activated) that will raise the deal up to 6 Mio Euros. I'm sad that he left, because he seemed like a promising player and a very nice kid, but if that allows us to get 1-2 more players in to strengthen the team as a whole, it had to happen unfortunately.

According to BILD, another club made him a better offer if he joins them for free in 2024.

I thought it was a letter from MUFC until they revealed it's a woman.

Bayern to Tottenham: Kane returning to Tottenham after rejecting Bayern:

"So, Harry, we finally reached an agreement with your club. So come and join us." Harry:

Harry stayn or Harry gone?

It does all sound very promising. He says about himself that he sees himself as a creative central midfielder, and that's what we've been lacking ever since Kevin Stöger left. The rumoured fee to activate his buyout clause is apparently only 2 Mio Euros as well.

Sauerkraut cream soup with pretzel croutons and mountain cheese topping.

Game 13: 22nd minute Game 14: 17th minute

1 year loan plus option to buy.

Love that butterfly! I can never get a decent picture of a butterfly because they always fly away.

Caroline Wozniacki is back after 3 years and eight months!

What a bunch of assholes. I see it already made the news in Germany as well, so it should be spreading. But apparently it's not the first time they decide to make deals with assholes.

I root for him every time he candidates, and every time his own party throws him under the bus.

What an embarrassing idiot.

[Bomb has been defused]

What planes do they use to go to Luxembourg? Sounds like they could just catapult them there.