Tommy

Never compare your life to someone on social media. We are all different, we all prefer different things. There should be no judging for how someone lives there life as long as they don't hurt anyone.

Curiosity. Maybe a faint hope to find and meet someone exceptional. But to be honest, I like being alone most of the time, I like doing stuff alone, and I will not compromise that for the sake of it. I know enough people who are only in relationships because they are afraid of being alone. That's not for me. When I think back of past relationships, some of my happiest memories are coming back home, alone, and thinking "well well well, now that's more like it".

Because people, man.

I used to try online dating, but I always got annoyed when someone actually wanted to talk to me.

Ask @Gunnersaurusfor great opening lines.

There's never enough cheese!

Drinking on Christmas? Not a problem. No kids you have to play games with in the morning, no one bothering you.

Jetzt haben sie es behoben.

Die heiligen drei Könige.

He got caught by his wife. cheatingcat.mp4.mp4

Gesundheit.

Mindblowing footage that.

@MUFC feet.mp4

Not gonna lie, when I saw the first picture, I thought it was a lightsaber.

Yea, I'm not in the slightest interested to see the men's national team. I paid 20 € for a seat, which is fair, I think. For the men's team I would have probably paid at least double.

I will too! Ready to get sad about a Mars Rover.

I already developed a strange sympathy for failing delivery robots in the last few days, and now this tweet.

That does not sound very comfy.

What did you say to Elon?

That is why they say: "A whisky a day keeps the doctor away."

I remember playing the Resident Evil games as a kid, and always shitting myself when I opened a door.

Nice one, FI(F)A.

That is completely fucked up. Honestly. You think you'd want your son in a warm bed or at least on a couch or something, but your dad puts you in a van because he insists on a test? I'm sorry, but your dad has completely lost his mind. He needs to see a professional, because there's something quite clearly wrong with him.

Wait. You got drunk, fell asleep somehwere, the police found you and called your parents, and they put you into your dads van?