Tommy

@Spike & @Toinho

The switching between languages was very confusing. I thought I'm temporarily forgetting English.

I'd say you're still pretty sketchy.

So glorified friendlies really.

Her face.

Over 20.000 tickets sold for Bayern vs. Barcelona tonight. It really looks like the last Euros gave women's football a decent push in popularity in Germany.

Fucking idiots. There are seriously deluded fuckwits about who honestly believe we live in a dictatorship. Unfortunately, I see those kinds of people on Facebook every day. Absolutely deranged and beyond saving. And of course most of this is fueled by the Nazis from the AfD party.

Huh?

What is that supposed to mean? On an unrelated note, he has quite an interesting career. He was ready to give up on football and started studying when he got a call from our Head of Youth Development. He didn't sign a professional contract until he was already 25 years old. Bit of a late bloomer, but he was very important to us so far this season, and last season too.

Tuchel would be amazing. Although, imagine if they really bring in Sammer as a technical director as well. Two strong personalities who never shy away from voicing their opinions. That has clash potential.

She's my favourite female football player. Ruthless on the pitch, but also a really good build-up play. And she seems like a really nice person off the pitch too. Of course I have to mention that her brother Tim plays for Fortuna.

Reminds me of this.

Technical Director Oliver Bierhoff gone.

According to Sky, it's a done deal. Bruno is inevitable.

Probably got the day release deal for massaging the prison guards' feet.

Makes you wonder where he's been.

Fingers crossed that all goes well. That is an impressive age though!

@Spikewhen he arrived in Australia.

Legalize Scorpions doesn't have the same ring to it.

Did you throw another shrimp on the barbie yet?

I like that his statements are so bizarre and out of this world that no one is wondering why he is wearing that thing over his head.

Also you know someone is batshit crazy when Alex Jones seems like the more reasonable person.