Stan

Welcome to the UK...

Why? Surely it's good you still look young? Or maybe it's the way the bouncer or barman was trying to hit on you...

I buckled up but didn't expect this...

Like father, like daughter!

Every day He found out that I go on mumsnet each night.

You've aged a lot @Tommy

True. The resemblance is funny. And uncanny.

With @Batard it's the other way round.

What you've not heard about our @Viva la FCB isn't worth knowing. Make of that what you will.

I had no idea Neymar / @Viva la FCB frequented this place. We're massive.

This was years back. On a different site but pretty much all the same members. @ASF keeps a time line so he might be able to track back to the specific time and date a picture was posted though...

Do old men ask for pictures via DM on there as well?

Pretty much the same. Lots of arguing, pointless debate over things we can't control, people acting very hormonal, and we all love a good bitch about people we don't know. Oh and euphemisms. Lots of them.

I don't think @Tommy is finished with Vicky. But there's only one way to find out.

I'm guessing the pictures plastered over your bedroom wall help?

I'd hazard a guess it's about a decade ago. I think I joined the old site in 2010 and that Mo/Vicky thing happened fairly early on I think.

As if you don't know, you old dog. (yes.)

Even Vicky would succumb to Old Johnny Boy's charm. Mo had it all wrong.

And the rest.

I've sent them to John to send to you.

Welcome to the forums mate. Hope you stick around

Get ready for some cringe. Found myself internally screaming 'STOP TALKING RISHI!' very early on

In the weirdest of years, Soulja Boy vs Randy Orton Twitter beef is not something I thought would ever happen.

This isn't good at all for Newcastle. Wilson, Almiron, Saint-Maximin all out at the moment. Where do the goals come from?!