Devil-Dick Willie

The Hobbit, Battle of 5 armies 3/10 Shithouse. Absolute shithouse. CGI wank fest with nothing worth seeing post the death of Smaug. Riddled with shithouse comedy that ruins the impact of the serious nature of the story and battles. Everything is fake as fuck and looks like shit. "Why didn't they ride eagles to mordor?" better question: Why didn't they ride those OP as fuck goats

You literally need the not out pair to score all the runs. So doubtful. In other news, New Zealand will be ranked no2 after they clean up sri lanka. And Latham scored 264.

No bro. Hate the Aussie cricket team with a passion. Dearly hoping india pull this out the bag

Mohammad Shami has entered the chat. A session too late? Possibly. But if Australia are knocked over in the next few balls 250 odd isn't unachievable... The Indian openers will need to see off the new ball and chip in however...

Poor selection has cost you this match I think. Even just picking Jadeja over Yadav is worth 20-30 more runs with the bat and 20-30 less conceded with the ball IMO. Persisting with Vijay was unwise as well. I think this could well be his last test. You need to take 5 wickets for under 100 to stay in this

God I hope these 2 turn in big ones. Bat through the day if possible pls, get that 400+

The hobbit. The desolation of Smaug. 6/10 A bit shit, but a consistent narrative, and an excellent turn from Cumberbatch make this much improved over the first. Tauriel is an incredibly unnecessary character, we're talking black widow levels of achieving nothing that couldn't have been written into the parts of other characters (namely Legolas). The barrel riding scene is aids. Overall however this is an okay movie.

What? I love the lord of the rings. I have read the 3 books and the hobbit. The 3 lotr films are amazing. This bloated CGI fest piece of shit is horrendous. Probably the worst of the 3, though all of them suck to some varying degree. I am watching the 2nd now. Probably the best of the 3, but still pretty garbage. The trilogy is just a fucking shithouse marathon of fan service, awful CGI battle and combat scenes that would be laughably out of place in the original 3, and it's another modern quip fest with everyone saying smarky shit every 10 seconds like they're in an avengers film. This film actually makes my physically fucking ill. Fuck these movies.

The hobbit, an unexpected journey. 2/10 Fuck this is garbage. To think Peter Jackson directed this fucking travesty.

The 'new era' is vastly unpopular with the public. All the retarded bogans see the situation as 'act like cunts and win' or 'behave respectably and lose' They aren't aware that behaviour is independent of the results. Here are the top facebook comments on an article titled "Paine heralds new Aussie era" This is why I hate Australians " The “new era” is absolutely rubbish. Can’t believe the PC brigades have gotten to our national game. Embarrassing." "Just be soft and keep losing. Not a good team, only about half of them should be there" "New era looks crap" "Hard to talk rubbish when your always loosing"

India struggled with the Aussie tail in both innings, but the Australian top orders lack of runs (everyone) leadership(Khawaja, Paine) and talent(everyone except Khawaja) saw them home. If I were the king of selectors this is what my top 7 would look like for the next test. 1. Burns 2. Renshaw 3. Khawaja (c) 4. Handscomb 5. Head 6. Wade (WK) 7. Maxwell (under VERY strict orders to fucking behave himself at the crease. Paine and Finch are mediocre at shield level, much less test level. Finch being a short form specialist, Paine being simply not very good. Harris being picked before Burns or Renshaw is a travesty.

Australia 4 down needing 220 more runs. So much lies on the shoulders of the last 2 real batsmen at the crease. Travis Head, in his second test match, and Sean Marsh, world famous shit cunt. If India can't win this test match they've no hope for the series.

Australia haven't chased over 200 in the 4th innings at Adelaide in over 100 years. 250 is highly likely to win the test match. 300 is nailed on

Rekt This is Indias game to lose now.

The kings of 10-60 have struck back with a collapse of their own yesterday. 7-191. Lets see if India can take a small lead into their second innings. Would be a huge advantage, given Ashwin will get to bowl at a Smithless line up in the 4th innings of the match.

No shit. Fucking corrupt bs

India 4 down at lunch at time of writing this. So loose. Not earning their runs at all bar Pujara. There's more to cricket than pushing at the ball ffs.

I thought Survivor series was mediocre at best. FUCK OFF BRAUN STROWMAN. Every single fucking time you get more than 4 guys in a ring, the big fucking useless cunt has to get over a bunch of real, decent wrestlers by doing sweet fuck all because he's big. Worse than big show ffs

Robbery. I hate boxing so much sometimes.

Hopefully he's gone for good. Hopefully Horn gets rekt again. I fucking hate mainstream Australian boxing. Other than Danny Green (who was decent at best) and sadly Mundine (who also was decent at best, but a fucking cringe machine and has a jaw made of actual fucking china porcelain) it's a bunch of fucking nobodies who beat up 40 year olds to make cash. Remember fucking Daniel Geale? The cunt couldn't knock out a fucking cricket bat much less a pro boxer, Horn is amateur level at best. Fucking tragic.

Meanwhile in Australia, a washed up mediocre boxer who is a complete never been, sets up to fight an amateur who got rekt by a has been, but won because of corrupt judges. A new PPV record

Are we not going to touch on the fact that the guy in the hat was clearly robbed?

Are you in Australia?

I liked his black white macho man better. For a very brief moment there, I thought the revival were going over.

I would want the miz to hold the title for longer than rumble - mania. Maybe TLC instead, with the rematch being the rumble. There are piles of guys who deserve a top championship run right now. Balor and joe are good examples. But the Miz has waited, with the patience of a saint, since 2011. He has improved every year to the point where he's been the best talker in the company for ages, and is a top in ring performer as well. He was wrestler of the year in 2017. No one deserves it more, but he's been a classic case of being 'too good for promotion' The guy elevates the mid card and the midcard titles so much they're loathe to put the top belt on him. It seems like finally he'll have his chance. And at 38, he needs it sooner than later. Even Ziggler who the WWE hates for some reason has been a multi time world champ.