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The hobbit. The desolation of Smaug. 6/10 A bit shit, but a consistent narrative, and an excellent turn from Cumberbatch make this much improved over the first. Tauriel is an incredibly unnecessary character, we're talking black widow levels of achieving nothing that couldn't have been written into the parts of other characters (namely Legolas). The barrel riding scene is aids. Overall however this is an okay movie.

What? I love the lord of the rings. I have read the 3 books and the hobbit. The 3 lotr films are amazing. This bloated CGI fest piece of shit is horrendous. Probably the worst of the 3, though all of them suck to some varying degree. I am watching the 2nd now. Probably the best of the 3, but still pretty garbage. The trilogy is just a fucking shithouse marathon of fan service, awful CGI battle and combat scenes that would be laughably out of place in the original 3, and it's another modern quip fest with everyone saying smarky shit every 10 seconds like they're in an avengers film. This film actually makes my physically fucking ill. Fuck these movies.

The hobbit, an unexpected journey. 2/10 Fuck this is garbage. To think Peter Jackson directed this fucking travesty.

The 'new era' is vastly unpopular with the public. All the retarded bogans see the situation as 'act like cunts and win' or 'behave respectably and lose' They aren't aware that behaviour is independent of the results. Here are the top facebook comments on an article titled "Paine heralds new Aussie era" This is why I hate Australians " The “new era” is absolutely rubbish. Can’t believe the PC brigades have gotten to our national game. Embarrassing." "Just be soft and keep losing. Not a good team, only about half of them should be there" "New era looks crap" "Hard to talk rubbish when your always loosing"

India struggled with the Aussie tail in both innings, but the Australian top orders lack of runs (everyone) leadership(Khawaja, Paine) and talent(everyone except Khawaja) saw them home. If I were the king of selectors this is what my top 7 would look like for the next test. 1. Burns 2. Renshaw 3. Khawaja (c) 4. Handscomb 5. Head 6. Wade (WK) 7. Maxwell (under VERY strict orders to fucking behave himself at the crease. Paine and Finch are mediocre at shield level, much less test level. Finch being a short form specialist, Paine being simply not very good. Harris being picked before Burns or Renshaw is a travesty.

Australia 4 down needing 220 more runs. So much lies on the shoulders of the last 2 real batsmen at the crease. Travis Head, in his second test match, and Sean Marsh, world famous shit cunt. If India can't win this test match they've no hope for the series.

Australia haven't chased over 200 in the 4th innings at Adelaide in over 100 years. 250 is highly likely to win the test match. 300 is nailed on

Rekt This is Indias game to lose now.

The kings of 10-60 have struck back with a collapse of their own yesterday. 7-191. Lets see if India can take a small lead into their second innings. Would be a huge advantage, given Ashwin will get to bowl at a Smithless line up in the 4th innings of the match.

No shit. Fucking corrupt bs

India 4 down at lunch at time of writing this. So loose. Not earning their runs at all bar Pujara. There's more to cricket than pushing at the ball ffs.

I thought Survivor series was mediocre at best. FUCK OFF BRAUN STROWMAN. Every single fucking time you get more than 4 guys in a ring, the big fucking useless cunt has to get over a bunch of real, decent wrestlers by doing sweet fuck all because he's big. Worse than big show ffs

Robbery. I hate boxing so much sometimes.

Hopefully he's gone for good. Hopefully Horn gets rekt again. I fucking hate mainstream Australian boxing. Other than Danny Green (who was decent at best) and sadly Mundine (who also was decent at best, but a fucking cringe machine and has a jaw made of actual fucking china porcelain) it's a bunch of fucking nobodies who beat up 40 year olds to make cash. Remember fucking Daniel Geale? The cunt couldn't knock out a fucking cricket bat much less a pro boxer, Horn is amateur level at best. Fucking tragic.

Meanwhile in Australia, a washed up mediocre boxer who is a complete never been, sets up to fight an amateur who got rekt by a has been, but won because of corrupt judges. A new PPV record

Are we not going to touch on the fact that the guy in the hat was clearly robbed?

Are you in Australia?

I liked his black white macho man better. For a very brief moment there, I thought the revival were going over.

I would want the miz to hold the title for longer than rumble - mania. Maybe TLC instead, with the rematch being the rumble. There are piles of guys who deserve a top championship run right now. Balor and joe are good examples. But the Miz has waited, with the patience of a saint, since 2011. He has improved every year to the point where he's been the best talker in the company for ages, and is a top in ring performer as well. He was wrestler of the year in 2017. No one deserves it more, but he's been a classic case of being 'too good for promotion' The guy elevates the mid card and the midcard titles so much they're loathe to put the top belt on him. It seems like finally he'll have his chance. And at 38, he needs it sooner than later. Even Ziggler who the WWE hates for some reason has been a multi time world champ.

Understandable, but that's a very stale narrative. The Miz vs Bryan feud we had already was medium. They had a decent summerslam match, but it didn't quite hit the heights those 2 are capable of. Their HIAC match was ruined by their talentless wives being the key narrative and then the first match they got that actually had any real reward other than bragging rights was a 2 minute sqiub. Bad booking for sure, but it left things open, and I for one am excited that instead of getting more of the same we could get something no one would have predicted. Also, until this moment byrans whole comback has been stale as fuck. After his big mania comeback match, he beat big cass a bunch, did team hell no for 2 matches and then contributed nothing other than whining and complaining during the miz feud. If he wasn't over as fuck because of his past achievements people would be more wise to the fact that he's had a dull and unimpactful year. He needed this, and by all reports, he knew it. It was Bryan who pushed for the heel turn. I am actually very curious to see how his survivor series match with Lesnar pans out. It's very unlikely that they have a clean match, though if they do I'd tip Lesnar. Strowman could interfere and cost Brock the match Styles could interfere and fuck with Bryan or Heyman could even turn on Lesnar and manage Bryan. Though I doubt it.

Heel Bryan losing the WWE championship to face Miz is gonna be worth it.

I think he has faith in a few of them, but not Strowman.

Crown Jewel was special tbh. It is the strangest PPV I have ever seen. Vince is a BRAVE man. The world cup matches up until the final were fine, some were even good. All the boxes got ticked and there were some unexpectedly clean finishes. The US title pre show match was good and New day vs the Bar was by the numbers but good. Nothing special, but nothing bad so far. AND THEN Brock Lesnar beat Strowman in about 5 minutes. 0 german suplexes. 0 offence from Strowman. Just 2 f5s. An f5 from the ring to the floor, then 2 more f5s. Brock lesnar is the universal champion. I didn't like the idea of the belt going on Strowman, so I popped huge and had a big fucking laugh, my friends and I were shocked. What a brave fucking decision. The nuclear heat on the bookers right now is unreal. We thought that would be the 1 huge misdirection talking point of the night. Boi. We were wrong. In the best in the world final the Miz faced Ziggler. McIntyre was sent to the back before the match and the Miz started beating the shit out of Ziggler before the bell rang. Then, while jumping off the apron to the floor, the Miz injured his leg so bad he couldn't stand. The Miz. The guy who has never missed a match to injury, got keyfabe injured. The ref was about to award Ziggler a no contest win, when Shane McMahon, stepped in, replaced the Miz for the final, and beat Ziggler in 2 minutes to become the BEST IN THE WORLD It's actually an in joke amongst me and my mates that Shane is the best wrestler of all time, because he gets so many wins and so many big wrestlemania spots, but fuck me it was so bad it was funny. This is sharknado level shit. Shane o mac, who I love, and is one of the few attitude era guys who can still move, is the best in the world. Fuck me. Not even a wrestler. The balls on this company. The old men vs the old men was shit, it was always going to be shit, this fued would have been legendary 20 years ago, nostalgic 10 years ago and should have been impossible 5 years ago. Undertaker and Michaels can barely move. Kane and Tripps are part timers in a big way and are well on their last legs. This is a travesty tbh, and the fact this went on after the title matches an insult to the modern wrestling group of guys who work week in and out.

Yep. It works well mostly as well. Imagine a sport where the games are always entertaining, the teams the people love always win (eventually) the villains are comically dastardly and the narratives are fresh and fun. This is all ideally of course. It's also the only sport where being more talented than your opponent means fuck all if you're booked to lose all the time, and it's run by a maniac billionaire who has almost zero connection to what the people actually want. The good with the bad

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