Devil-Dick Willie
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Sometimes it's not about quantity of dick sucked. It's about who's on the end of that end.
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Annnnd Brie has concussed Liv Morgan. Kicked her in the head. Fucking get rid of her.
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I've been watching all the PPVs since WK this year, and I just finished watching every match of the G1. Amazing matches. Sanada is fast becoming my favorite non westerner non Ibushi wrestler. If I were vince I'd throw the cheque book at him. he's big, got the WWE look, and is an amazing in ring talent. Would do so much better than Nakamura
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@The Palace Fan Do you watch much NJPW?
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Adil Rashid's no ball of the century. What a plonker of an umpire.
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I watched it live. High spot. The tag match, which was fantastic, and I lost it when Drew yelled at the referee to "Disqualify his arse!!!" in a fucking HEAVY Scottish accent. Ziggler, Rollins and Drew are so fucking talented. Sadly Ziggler v Rollins Iron man match was a mediocre affair but barring that this has been a good feud if you like good matches. I still remember losing my shit when the Dolphin rolled up Rollins for the IC title, just didn't see it comming. Lesnars return had me excited for a moment. Then shit got.. well, shit. A no count out no DQ match was abandoned because the competitors were sore. Fuck off. Rousey vs Bliss was painfully by the numbers, Becky vs the man beast was okay, good finish. Randy vs Hardy was... slow. But fine. Aj vs Joe was fine but I feel they have better in them. This fued is starting to remind me of AJ vs Nakamura. Good promos from the heel, underwhelming in ring compared to the amount of tallent at their disposal, and a bunch of screwy finishes. Mixed tag was.... fine. The miz vs Bryan did not need to be watered down by their talentless wives, and Brie bella is going to fucking injure someone soon. She needs to go. She already hurt Zelina Vega bad, now she opened up miz with some punches. Imagine if that were his wife instead. As an asside, on that topic. I hate how the womens revolution turned into the evolution. There is a fucking reason we were moving away from cheerleaders and models who know some basic stuff and moving towards real female wrestlers. Bringing back the Bellas is totaly undermining the current crop, and exposing them to their dangerous botches. At the very least throw the Bellas and Sasha Banks into hell in a cell with each other and the last women to get injured gets a WWE contract because fuck me that lot are usless dangerous cunts.
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Sadly for Vince I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the Undertaker wrestle anybody at this stage, and watching Reigns wreste IS watching paint dry. There's aways a better show than wrestlemainia. It's called takeover. This years mania had a whopping total of 3 actually good matches (IC title, Asuka vs Flair and Rousey's mixed match tag) 3 watchable matches (reigns lesnar, which was only decent because of the shock ending, the smackdown tag title match and Nakamura vs Styles which was still a huge dissapointment) and the rest was a joke. So out of touch.
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You're all fucking drooling autistic mongs if you think Clake or Kit can act.
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I'm pretty certain you're off your head. She is universally panned for her inability to act. Along with Snowy boy
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No she can't. All she does in game of thrones is squint while speaking a retarded sounding language with to many I vowels in it. Oh, and occasionally disrobing.
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Summerslam was actually a lot better than expected. The only damp squib matches being Nakamura vs Hardy, which was only dull because of a worn out crowd who couldn't get up for it, and the main event. Which at least was mercifully short. Takeover was fucking wild. Match of the night was UE vs MM. Spot of the night was definately Adam Coles superkick to Ricochet. That was fucking insane, and a reminder that dramatic timing and the balls to do a tricky spot can be just as impactful as all the flippy stuff in the world.
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Eh. Play better you wanker.
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I did not expect Carmella to win. She is stale.
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I'm not. Too much quality walking out the door.
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While his woman is womens champion as well. He won't be missed however. Shithouse in ring and on mic, and you can't teach that.
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Nope, wrong movie.
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if that is the spanish one with the hot bird who gets slammed in the toilet that film is horrendous but she is 10/10
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I agree about Bliss. An on the night cash in was smart. But Braun doesn't need the briefcase. He could just go over lesnar or reigns when needed. Also fuck Roode. Another Vanilla boring as fuck rest hold merchant to add to the pile The broken gimmick is stale imo. It's the kind of thing than needs to be bonkers week after week. The woken stuff was great because it was crazy as shit. Now all he does is laugh in a feux posh accent. It's not exactly wild stuff. Also they ruined Asuka.
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A little while ago NJPW gave us one of the greatest ppvs ever, with the best match ever headlining. What did WWE give us in reply? A pile of shit Bryan beats Cass in a mediocre match no one asked for in a fued no one wanted lashley beats Zayn in a shit match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted Reigns beats Jinder in a mediocre match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted Bliss wins Money in the bank. I was surprised. I had Lynch to win and the crowd popped every time she went up the ladder, but bliss winning was fine, and the match was great. Rollins vs Elias was nice. Nakamura vs Styles was underwhelming (again) and the result was shit. Nakamura had nice momentum, and killed the contract signing promo. Now it feels like he'll never get the belt Rousey vs Nia was good, Bliss cashing in was nice as well. FUCK OFF STROWMAN!!!! Anyone but Strowman I thought as the match started. He is the last person on the planet that needs a cheap shot at the title, and every match with 3+ people and him in it becomes about him. Took away the luster of the match as fuck all happened in ring, and it devolved into the usual 'gang up on him, but it doesn't work cos he's a MONSTAHHHHHH'. Then the cunt wins the match. FFS 5/10 watch new japan instead.
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Gilly out is the obvious one. Sanga or De Villiers in there. Steyn was a better bowler than Mcgrath as well. If you don't want a second spinner I'd have glenn in tho.The biggest omission is biff. The greatest test captain of all time and the 2nd best opening batsman I've ever seen after Haydos. My line up Hayden, Smith(c), Ponting, Tendulkar, Lara, Kallis, Sanga, Akram, Steyn, Warne, Mcgrath
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Omega vs Okada was the greatest match of all time. Watched it again, what a fucking ride.
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Dominion was INSANE!!!!
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Yayyyyy
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Pakistan cruising to victory here
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A Jinder vs Roman fued might actually make me want to die. Also backlash was a turd. Miz v Rollins was dope. The entire rest of the card was either middle of the road or awful. Please retire Randy Orton. He's been boring as batshit for about 5+ years and puts on awful matches with great consistency
