Devil-Dick Willie
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Crazy I know, but so many people think it's some Illuminati secret that wrestling is staged.
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Should I explain it for you or were you just being a dickhead? Can be hard to tell on the net, even as a pro dickhead.
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If she's hot I'd smash
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Of course you don't. Just sling all the mud you want, and never back it up. Its the internet so why the fuck not.
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He isn't a total shitcunt it's true. But his matches are ALWAYS predictable (When you always win and only have 1 finishing move....) and his best matches are other guys putting in more than 50% of the match. His best technical match of this year was against the miz for the IC title, a match the miz and his character carried. Other than that he was in that abomination of a wrestlemania main event, that abomination of a hell in a cell main event, that abomination of a backlash main event. His highest rated singles match of this year from Meltzer was the hell in a cell match. 3 1/4 stars. He has no laurels to rest on. You're just wrong about his character. He has no character. He just smugly walks around occasionally referring to himself as 'the big dog' and calling the ring his yard. Scooby fucking do has more fucking character. You're correct about who needs to be in the universal title picture though. Except Ambrose. Fuck Ambrose.
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Nice counter argument you have there. No, the rest of my post was off the top of my head. I probably forgot to mention a few things. I genuinely hope he never comes back.
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You're not a real wrestling fan if you don't know why he is the cause of such ire. Super boring smug good guy character who is pushed to the moon based off his look and appeal to children. As for in ring work, good fucking lord. The commentators call him "methodical" He's not methodical. The Miz, AJ Styles and 'normal' Finn Balor are methodical. Reigns is ponderous. His move set is the most stale and uninspiring on the roster, it literally feels like a board room selected each one of his signatures and his finisher. Everything about him is just so.... engineered and overproduced. He is gifted everything while other, better talents are left to battle through the midcard. Rollins, Balor, Ziggler, McIntyre, Gable, Fandango, Breeze. All these guys are on raw and miles better in ring, and the entire roster is better on the mic.
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You'd struggle to find someone so stale though, both on mic and in ring. He's smug, but a face. His moveset will give me nightmares for the rest of my life. The superman punch, spear, corner clotheslines, samoan drop and the big ole punch to the face are as stale and boring as it gets. His only other 2 moves, the 1 arm sitdown powerbomb and the driveby are cool, but he could only powerbomb light heavyweights and cruiserweights. This injury is a HUGE shift in the pyramid of power on raw as well. It's like a parking lot with 5 spots, and 3 of them were always full because of roman. Now all 5 are free up. The new 'universal title' picture should be dominated by Mcintyre, Strowman, Balor, Rollins and Owens. Which means the intercontinental title opens up for guys like Elias, Corbin, Ambrose and even Roode, as much as I hate him.
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I'm glad Reigns won't be dominating ppvs and getting pushed in my fucking face for the next 10 years, but I wouldn't wish cancer on the bloke.
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To be honest, they had a program all lined up, and a match booked for the card at evolution. Everything seemed to be building for 3 v 3 at evolution possible bella heel turn there, with Ronda going on to fight ruby riot at the next ppv for the belt, then maybe Nikki at the rumble or Survivor series. So this seems forced and sudden. Not necissarily because of the botches, but somethings changed their minds.
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In WWE news nikki Bella summoned a team of security guards by shaking her ass.
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The only thing Dana white knows is that he wants to suck conors cock. Remember what conor did at the Barclays center? Why wasn't he banned in ring? Dana needs a new rousey or conor.
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It is highly unikely that I would hit someone in a general day. If someone hits me, I am very likely to hit someone. Real fucking simple and I'm sure post people would feel similar.
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Conor is a slimy little bastard. A lot of people might have done more than Khabib. Conor got very popular burying people in his pre match promos, he's always been more well known for his wit rather than in ring performance, but you have to keep backing that reputation up, which is why wit turned to shock banter and gutter talk, and why he didn't fight for 2 years while he was 'on top' He did his homework against Aldo and it payed off bigger than he could have dreamed, and he won a fight against diaz that was literally him effectively counterpunching, then running away trying not to get taken down all fight. I'm not trying to discredit him, he got the job done on the night. But would he win a best of 5 against either of these guys? Unlikely. He's not dumb, he ran from his title obigations and the ring for 2 years because Sunday was the inevitable result. He's good, very good, but he's not an in ring great, and he'll lose to guys that are most times. He's already done a remarkable job building a legacy and 'brand' out of losing some of his biggest ever fights. No need to stretch that. I think he should retire.
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Conor hits him first. As deadlinesman says, watch the fucking video.
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Conor hit him first
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The notorious fucking washed up cunt hahaha what a fucking gobshite. He spent 15 minutes on his back getting pounded and choked, what is he a fucking pornstar?
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He did no such fucking thing against Mayweather, and his last UFC fight was 2 years ago. Are you okay?
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Khabib is going to murder Conor. He has become a washed up show pony. Khabib is a fucking best, even in Conors prime he wouldn't win this.
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Sometimes it's not about quantity of dick sucked. It's about who's on the end of that end.
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Annnnd Brie has concussed Liv Morgan. Kicked her in the head. Fucking get rid of her.
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I've been watching all the PPVs since WK this year, and I just finished watching every match of the G1. Amazing matches. Sanada is fast becoming my favorite non westerner non Ibushi wrestler. If I were vince I'd throw the cheque book at him. he's big, got the WWE look, and is an amazing in ring talent. Would do so much better than Nakamura
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@The Palace Fan Do you watch much NJPW?
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Adil Rashid's no ball of the century. What a plonker of an umpire.
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I watched it live. High spot. The tag match, which was fantastic, and I lost it when Drew yelled at the referee to "Disqualify his arse!!!" in a fucking HEAVY Scottish accent. Ziggler, Rollins and Drew are so fucking talented. Sadly Ziggler v Rollins Iron man match was a mediocre affair but barring that this has been a good feud if you like good matches. I still remember losing my shit when the Dolphin rolled up Rollins for the IC title, just didn't see it comming. Lesnars return had me excited for a moment. Then shit got.. well, shit. A no count out no DQ match was abandoned because the competitors were sore. Fuck off. Rousey vs Bliss was painfully by the numbers, Becky vs the man beast was okay, good finish. Randy vs Hardy was... slow. But fine. Aj vs Joe was fine but I feel they have better in them. This fued is starting to remind me of AJ vs Nakamura. Good promos from the heel, underwhelming in ring compared to the amount of tallent at their disposal, and a bunch of screwy finishes. Mixed tag was.... fine. The miz vs Bryan did not need to be watered down by their talentless wives, and Brie bella is going to fucking injure someone soon. She needs to go. She already hurt Zelina Vega bad, now she opened up miz with some punches. Imagine if that were his wife instead. As an asside, on that topic. I hate how the womens revolution turned into the evolution. There is a fucking reason we were moving away from cheerleaders and models who know some basic stuff and moving towards real female wrestlers. Bringing back the Bellas is totaly undermining the current crop, and exposing them to their dangerous botches. At the very least throw the Bellas and Sasha Banks into hell in a cell with each other and the last women to get injured gets a WWE contract because fuck me that lot are usless dangerous cunts.
