Devil-Dick Willie

I'm here. I wasn't born a citizen tho

What a baller.

Outside the odd exception (like fifa) I don't play video games. Brian

Yuck, but also we need the cash.

I agree. Our media think it's a great decision though. And horn was paying big dollars on the market. Suspicious.

Yeah. No.

Talented. A lazy wanker, but talented. He kept Hamburg up.

Nah.

Nope

I have hope for Kainz, and I don't recall ever hating on Felix, but it sounds like a thing I would do.

I think we should have got behind him 100% He was a great shot stopper and was young and unlike our last couple of keepers (wolf and Miele) he had buckets of confidence. Could have been a keeper for us for a long time. Well fuck. All the best to Pavlenka if he is going to be the replacement, but I am not happy one of the 1st team players I was happiest with is leaving. Wiedwald, Sane, Gebre, Delaney, Juno, Bauer, Kruse and maybe Bartels. They are what we should have been building around. Looking to keep them and supplement them with our signings. Fuck.

WHAT!!!! That's fucking outrageous!!!! Fuck that shit, what the fuck.

You should come to Sydney. I would happily have a beer or 2 with you and watch a game.

This is fine, he will just take awful touches and trip over his own feet a bunch.

Which is exactly whats happened

Indias slimy little cunt captain has gone and got his coach sacked with them on top of the ranking and Pujara back in form. You'll be 5th or 6th again soon.

Well done to Pakistan, I am glad this new generation of theirs looks as good as the last, and Amir's resurgence is a happy story as well. He could have finished with Cricket after the scandal, but he kept training and is reaping rewards for his dedication, and, importantly, honest work.

Amir is in!!!!! 1 for fuck all!!!!

Excellent knock from Hafeez

Fakhar has fucked his team over so badly. Wow. Game on. Nope Just a run out all day. He could have put the kettle on, and both batsman would be at the same end. Ali wasn't even in that half of the pitch when Dhoni took the stumps off. Decent stop but nothing notable at all about the fielding. Just a retard non striker.

India hit the stumps!!! After a bad fumble, so no wicket anyway.

Again, you've certainly improved, but I wouldn't put you in the top 3 fielding sides.

That subcontinental lack of fielding ability is killing India here, another solid run out chance goes begging.

Wicket, no ball! Such poor discipline.

India win the toss and bowl