Devil-Dick Willie

India hit the stumps!!! After a bad fumble, so no wicket anyway.

Again, you've certainly improved, but I wouldn't put you in the top 3 fielding sides.

That subcontinental lack of fielding ability is killing India here, another solid run out chance goes begging.

Wicket, no ball! Such poor discipline.

India win the toss and bowl

Under the skin 4/10 Yuck. This film feels like some pretentious film student wanker got his hands on some decent equipment and Scarlett Jojo, and wanted to show the world that he is gods gift to film.

Fuck ya'll. Was hoping the gangbangas would post 300+ and make a game of this. They'll be lucky to hit 250 now, and good luck defending it.

Noooooooooo Tamim!!!!!

I was hoping it would be a dramatization of my childhood visit where I vomited a lot on the rides.

Tamim is a rape train, he has no breaks, and India is a narrow tunnel.

211 and done.

181 for 7. What a performance by Pakistan. If they can do England for anything under 250 they are favorites, in spite of their unco batting line up.

We do need traffic to pay for it though. Nothing is free.

Stacks

The Paks have turned up the heat here. Sri Lanka gonna need to bowl pretty fucking well.

Even when faf came to the crease I was happy as a pig in mud. But then my world exploded in a shower of run outs, horrid decisions and regret.

Disagree. SA are never in a rush (unless it's to choke) Again, you weren't bad at all. Kept it tight and didn't look out of depth. But there was no real bite and no big pressure. I think if SA hadn't committed seppuku we would have gone into the last 10 overs with wickets in hand and scored a nice total. No point chatting about it now though. They fucked it well and truly

Your bowling was adequate. But not close to brilliant. You had plans and were decent in the field, but before the 2 run outs I was very happy with how toothless the bowling was. But then the batsmen did your job for you.

Aaaand run out number 3 brings the innings to a close. Talk about choking. What a mess. Only hope is Morkel and Rabada coming out spitting FIRE. Absolute fucking fire. Otherwise what a non event.

No discipline at all from the Saffas. India haven't been too dangerous but suicidal running has cost SA dearly,

I think you overestimate how much SA struggle against spin. Duminy, Faf and AB are all fine against a slow bowler. Miller don't give no fucks either, but I won't call a slugger like him a good batsman.

Fuck I hate Duckworth Lewis.

I am an honorary Banger tonight! Go Bangladesh!

Yeah, go on, fuck off. Any luck Magarth will be coach and Pierre will be gone when you get back.

No one. Trust me, mine is not a legacy that needs passing on.