Devil-Dick Willie

Unlucky Phil

I think pretty goals against nomarks are overrated. So my favorite Messi goals are him stepping up in the big moments Like last night against Juventus, when with his side 3 goals behind he... missed the open net never mind But what about 2012 against Chelsea, when he stepped up to take the penalty to put his side ahead on aggregate. And missed, whoops. Or the penalty shootout of the copa America where he stepped up to lead his side to its first piece of silverware with him as their talisman and... missed and retired. Well fuck.

You look like a pair of day tripping tourists amazed by the first worldness of your surroundings.

Cringe band, brilliant album

Went to the Bradman museum today, beat Steve Smiths and Nathan Lyons slip reflex test score, so I got some free shit, also got to hold one of the Dons bats. Still not worth the price of entry though hahaha

If they really wanted to showcase the A league they would have relived the amazing feature that was Heskey cam

It's small time as fuck. Typified by Liam Reddy being possessed by the spirit of heroine addiction and strolling off in search of his next hit.

No hope now. The finals system is cringe as well.

Obviously.

Whereas all the cities in skyrim hold 10 people, 3 shops and 5 guards. And those are the big ones.

A not total shit popular rock band we used to have here in Australia. Guess the best comparison is that they were our coldplay, but rather than go shit electro pop they just called it a day.

Not generic layout wise, lore and world wise. We went from 'Volcano covered in elves, who build cities on platforms out of the ocean, mushroom towers and out of giant ancient crabs' to "generic castle land with winter bits, swamp bits, a sweet elven city and each town is slightly different, gotta kill some demons' to 'you are in viking land, there are dragons. There are 4 cities and a handful of copy paste towns' Just really lazy world building

One of the laziest games I have ever played. No story, no depth, same engine as FC4, Don't even need real voice actors. Complete cash in if ever there was one. Ubisoft are great when they actually try, but this and Wildlands are very lazy cut and paste games. Didn't go in for Skyrim special edition, Didn't mind the original, but of the 3 I have played (Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim) it's the least deep, least interesting game. Should have remade/remastered Morrowind instead. Each one gets lazier and more generic than the last, hoping they turn it around next installment.

I dislike womans sports in general. That includes tennis. I hate watching peasants play, and the lack of quality is always grating for me, whether it's the 'greatest ever' Serena Williams who wouldn't break into the mens top 300 or Rousey who would get fucking trounced by any man in the same weight division. They can still be hot, and they get my respect for being best in their field, I just can't enjoy watching them as much knowing men would be doing it better. This rule does not apply for sports I wouldn't normally watch, such as volleyball or Gymnastics. Bitches beach volleyball is tight.

Rafa Benitez paying his respects by laying a wreath at the grave of Saido Manes 2016/17 season.

NEVER. I do love me some Garcia, even if he can't defend

Having Sane and Gnabry back would be wonderful. Huge boost. Sucks Delaney and Caldi are out, but those 4 aside we can live without the rest lets face it.

Horrid club, should be shut down really. Reduced to ashes even...

That was the universe reaching down in its divine glory to dangle the carrot painstakingly in front of you, only to snatch it away and laugh. The world is a horrible place. And hope is a blind bitch with sharp claws.

What do you mean? The vocal and guitar style? Lyrics too I guess, you're right, this is very Jack Black/White

Shame Electric six could never make a great album. They had some early success with a couple of novelty songs (High voltage and gay bar) But never made an album with this kind of consistent energy and quality.

I would give it a 6/10 tbh. Meet you both half way. Occasionally funny. Average at all other times

Eh, you gotta build from the ground up, and Uniteds squad is rotten to the core. Mourinho has made the team hard to beat. I will judge him on next seasons results.