Devil-Dick Willie

Nah, bro don't be weird

Poor bastard marking me at indoor tonight gave me a palm to the face. 10 seconds later the ref blew for a free kick because I thew m arm across his neck and dragged him to the ground by the ear. I am the Australian Pepe.

Scored a left footed chip from inside my own half in indoor a few weeks back. I felt like god must.

Yeah, saw that on facebook. Good on him, been a fun player to watch and a good servant. All the best buddy.

No, ate my family on the English side

Yeah that's about right

Hungarian grandfather was in the army, and he reckoned it's not much like history tells it. Take that with 10 pinches of salt though as he hated the jews and communists and was cheering when he got to invade Russia

The actual figure is probably closer to 2-3 mil. Horrific either way, genocide is genocide and I don't know why it's been inflated. But yes, many many issues concerning time and man power if it were 6 mil.

Take that with a grain of salt and a half.

Plot twist. Tsubs was the bachelor and the 'party' was his weekly visit to the strip club.

You're all fucking English. I don't see the issue here.

Would have been pants on head retarded if Sydney hadn't won after the season they had reallt 61 fouls, 11 yellows. No reds. Should have been 13 yellows 2 reds I think.

Spurs are better than Liverpool. Objectively anyway

Alex Wilkinson, Australian international, who has played in and lost 3 grand finals misses his penalty

Game fittingly ends with a foul, and we go to penalties

56 fouls so far. 9 yellow cards. Should have been at least 1 or 2 double yellows as well, but the ref is a pussy Make that 57 fouls and 10 yellows.

This game reminds me of the 2010 WC final Only both teams are the netherlands, and every player is Nigel De Jong

Sydney equalize. 1-1. Carny given room to turn and shoot in a crowed box, keeper and defender on the line keep it out, but Grant taps in the rebound.

1-0 half time

Victory lead!!! Berisha picks up the ball. Runs at the goal, and the 2 Sydney defenders (one of whom is an Australian international) back off, attempting no challenge letting him take it to the edge of the box and slot it home under no pressure. 1-0 what a high quality comp this is.

10 min into the grand final and it's 0-0

How bloody fat is Raul Bobadilla

Melbourne win 1-0. Next up, getting rekt in the final

Melbourne 1-0