Devil-Dick Willie

Your bowling was adequate. But not close to brilliant. You had plans and were decent in the field, but before the 2 run outs I was very happy with how toothless the bowling was. But then the batsmen did your job for you.

Aaaand run out number 3 brings the innings to a close. Talk about choking. What a mess. Only hope is Morkel and Rabada coming out spitting FIRE. Absolute fucking fire. Otherwise what a non event.

No discipline at all from the Saffas. India haven't been too dangerous but suicidal running has cost SA dearly,

I think you overestimate how much SA struggle against spin. Duminy, Faf and AB are all fine against a slow bowler. Miller don't give no fucks either, but I won't call a slugger like him a good batsman.

Fuck I hate Duckworth Lewis.

I hate slayer.

I am an honorary Banger tonight! Go Bangladesh!

Yeah, go on, fuck off. Any luck Magarth will be coach and Pierre will be gone when you get back.

No one. Trust me, mine is not a legacy that needs passing on.

Just another reason to never fucking have kids, as if I needed another one.

Poor game awareness from Sharma. Great innings though. Should have been a bit less casual with his run.

Agree on the poor captaincy. As for fielding, while you lot aren't shit anymore and are miles ahead of the rest of the subcontinent, you are still not there yet. Though you have some real athletes in the side.

Hate smoking. Total fucking fix by the government to keep the poor as poor as possible. Older generations had the excuse of how cheap they were and how uninformed people were about the dangers. These days, no fucking excuse. Anyone wants to spend thousands a year to get emphysema and cancer is welcome to do so. Much luck to anyone trying to quit.

Moments like that are where subcontinental teams are divided from teams like Aus, SA and England. Hassan is slow to react and doesn't put in a dive. An average Aussie or Saffa fielder would have turned that top edge into a chance, and most times taken it.

Lol. Nationalism at its finest. There never was a big 4. Murray has had a fine career and was rewarded for his effort and talent. But he is not lightyears ahead of Stan by any stretch.

No

The team that bat first gets fucked over and the chasing team is advantaged if it rains in the first 50 overs. However, if it is dry for the first 50 overs, then rains in the middle of the 2nd innings, then the team batting 2nd is fucked over as they have already used half their innings batting like a 50 over game rather than a 20 over game.

His spell was mostly excellent to be fair.

Amir unfortunate not to nab a wicket, but India have batted beautifully otherwise, til the English rain fucking ruins it for us all.

I wanna see Pakistan step up here. Give me a good game.

What the world actually thought of Katy Perrys SNL

Pakistan cricket has had a lot of joy lately, which is great for them and the game in general, but yeah, time to see what the next gen can get up to.

Bangers here to play. They are starting to win some tests as well. Good on em. Just goes to show the ICC that if you back some of the smaller teams they will improve given time.

You'll love this. He said he was going to Brisbane, then backflipped at the last second. So now Qld won't touch him.

Was always going to happen eventually. Darius Boyd at fullback, Cameron Smith is 100, Nate Myles and Sam Thiaday are 100 and aren't even stars at their clubs, let alone origin.