Devil-Dick Willie
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Sadly for Vince I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the Undertaker wrestle anybody at this stage, and watching Reigns wreste IS watching paint dry. There's aways a better show than wrestlemainia. It's called takeover. This years mania had a whopping total of 3 actually good matches (IC title, Asuka vs Flair and Rousey's mixed match tag) 3 watchable matches (reigns lesnar, which was only decent because of the shock ending, the smackdown tag title match and Nakamura vs Styles which was still a huge dissapointment) and the rest was a joke. So out of touch.
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You're all fucking drooling autistic mongs if you think Clake or Kit can act.
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I'm pretty certain you're off your head. She is universally panned for her inability to act. Along with Snowy boy
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No she can't. All she does in game of thrones is squint while speaking a retarded sounding language with to many I vowels in it. Oh, and occasionally disrobing.
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As much as I fucking loved him Kevin Doyle was a garbage striker. I highly appreciated his defensive efforts, and the cunt never gave up. But there were always 20+ strikers in the league I would have wanted in front of goal over him. Rooney is another one, during those years for united where he just drifted around the pitch 'working hard' but achieving fuck all baring disjointing the manu attack. Personally I find it's just that the further back you go the more mistakes are noticed. No one says fuck all when a striker does poorly when he should score, or if a winger beats his man only to play in a fuckig dire cross. But when a midfielder turns the ball over, it's a scene. When a defender is skinned it's a calamity and when the keeper fucks up it's armageddon.
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Summerslam was actually a lot better than expected. The only damp squib matches being Nakamura vs Hardy, which was only dull because of a worn out crowd who couldn't get up for it, and the main event. Which at least was mercifully short. Takeover was fucking wild. Match of the night was UE vs MM. Spot of the night was definately Adam Coles superkick to Ricochet. That was fucking insane, and a reminder that dramatic timing and the balls to do a tricky spot can be just as impactful as all the flippy stuff in the world.
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my favorite fooie song
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Eh. Play better you wanker.
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Bullshit. Slipknot are the most full of shit bunch of guys ever to exist. I like a few of the albums, but they claim Iowa is the "heaviest album ever" (it's not) and according to them every album is "gonna be as heavy as Iowa." Play this through your headphones boys. Not a band I love but this song is a fucking banger
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I did not expect Carmella to win. She is stale.
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I'm not. Too much quality walking out the door.
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While his woman is womens champion as well. He won't be missed however. Shithouse in ring and on mic, and you can't teach that.
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Nope, wrong movie.
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if that is the spanish one with the hot bird who gets slammed in the toilet that film is horrendous but she is 10/10
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I agree about Bliss. An on the night cash in was smart. But Braun doesn't need the briefcase. He could just go over lesnar or reigns when needed. Also fuck Roode. Another Vanilla boring as fuck rest hold merchant to add to the pile The broken gimmick is stale imo. It's the kind of thing than needs to be bonkers week after week. The woken stuff was great because it was crazy as shit. Now all he does is laugh in a feux posh accent. It's not exactly wild stuff. Also they ruined Asuka.
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A little while ago NJPW gave us one of the greatest ppvs ever, with the best match ever headlining. What did WWE give us in reply? A pile of shit Bryan beats Cass in a mediocre match no one asked for in a fued no one wanted lashley beats Zayn in a shit match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted Reigns beats Jinder in a mediocre match no one asked for in a feud no one wanted Bliss wins Money in the bank. I was surprised. I had Lynch to win and the crowd popped every time she went up the ladder, but bliss winning was fine, and the match was great. Rollins vs Elias was nice. Nakamura vs Styles was underwhelming (again) and the result was shit. Nakamura had nice momentum, and killed the contract signing promo. Now it feels like he'll never get the belt Rousey vs Nia was good, Bliss cashing in was nice as well. FUCK OFF STROWMAN!!!! Anyone but Strowman I thought as the match started. He is the last person on the planet that needs a cheap shot at the title, and every match with 3+ people and him in it becomes about him. Took away the luster of the match as fuck all happened in ring, and it devolved into the usual 'gang up on him, but it doesn't work cos he's a MONSTAHHHHHH'. Then the cunt wins the match. FFS 5/10 watch new japan instead.
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Gilly out is the obvious one. Sanga or De Villiers in there. Steyn was a better bowler than Mcgrath as well. If you don't want a second spinner I'd have glenn in tho.The biggest omission is biff. The greatest test captain of all time and the 2nd best opening batsman I've ever seen after Haydos. My line up Hayden, Smith(c), Ponting, Tendulkar, Lara, Kallis, Sanga, Akram, Steyn, Warne, Mcgrath
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Omega vs Okada was the greatest match of all time. Watched it again, what a fucking ride.
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Dominion was INSANE!!!!
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Yayyyyy
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its my fav
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Pakistan cruising to victory here
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A Jinder vs Roman fued might actually make me want to die. Also backlash was a turd. Miz v Rollins was dope. The entire rest of the card was either middle of the road or awful. Please retire Randy Orton. He's been boring as batshit for about 5+ years and puts on awful matches with great consistency
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Oil rumble was shit, only good matches turned out to be the 205 and the 4 way. Hard to fuck up a ladder match with Miz, Balor, Rollins and Joe though.
