MUFC

Do you train at home or go to a gym?

Not again

Gasly a candidate to join AlphaTauri?

Crispy feet.

For me De Jong isn't the type of player we need. We need 2 CM's desperately at least one or both have to be able to protect our fragile sack of shit of a defense. But they do need to be good on the ball, creative and be able to press and control a game. I'm thinking along the lines of Rice and Bellingham. Firstly it obvious we're skint and secondly why the fuck would they want to join us? I think you lot will get Rice next summer and Liverpool will get Bellingham in the next 2 years.

Never knew it was the same cunt who tried doing kick ups on the pitch

https://www.teamtalk.com/chelsea/frenkie-de-jong-transfer-news-barcelona-agreement-close-transfer-revelation

Off the ball he was good as anyone. A nightmare to play against as his for me his movement was brilliant. He helped the fluency of your front line if he was unable to put the ball in the back of the net himself. Are you lot signing De Jong?

Who is this chap?

Skip to 2 minutes and 40 seconds. The camera zooms in big time.

El Infierno - 7.7/10.

We need around 30 facts per day like this on this thread.

Hats off to him. He did it to raise awareness about some disease he has himself.

Over 9 fucking hours? When I looked into the record I thought it'll be around 50 minutes.

Tonsillitis.

It's the last episode of Neighbours tonight.