Nico Rosberg

[MUFC]

Just now, nudge said:

I'll hire you as my strategist.

No rain expected.

[MUFC]

@nudge

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-lewis-hamilton-shunt-barcelona/

[nudge]

8 minutes ago, MUFC said:

@nudge

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-lewis-hamilton-shunt-barcelona/

And if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

[Tommy]

3 hours ago, nudge said:

And if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

[Panflute]

I saw that and he was obviously kidding. Leave it up to PlanetF1 to write a clickbait article on it. Their bullshit is probably written by AI at this point.

[MUFC]

@nudge

He's back

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-claim-max-verstappen-teammate/

[Panflute]

Sure Nico, now let's get you to bed.

[nudge]

1 hour ago, MUFC said:

@nudge

He's back

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-claim-max-verstappen-teammate/

Ah, so now we're supposed to refer to him as Nico Rosberg, a former F1 champ who beat Lewis in equal machinery and would do the same to Max Verstappen. Gotcha! 

[Tommy]

Former F1 Champ who would beat current F1 champ who beat former F1 champ he beat in equal machinery. 

[MUFC]

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-scathing-lance-stroll-criticism

[MUFC]

https://www.planetf1.com/news/nico-rosberg-lewis-hamilton-avoidable-chinese-gp-qualifying-mistake