Cicero

Was actually interested in seeing this film until they practically showed the whole film in the trailer. Hate it when they do that.

Back in the glorious days when ESPN broadcasted the Champions League.

So effortless to sack managers yet the way we have been behaving these past 3 years, the gun needs to be firmly pointed at the board room. Ridiculous. Do we have a fucking manager or not?? Fucking amazing how we struggle to sign players, now we are struggling to appoint/sack a manager. Can't wait till this is over and the amount of deadlineday shitehouses we will pay over the odds for. Chelsea Football Club. Seriously wish I could perform this level of incompetence at my job and still fucking keep it.

At this point, I reckon Conte will see out the remaining year. Envious at the club that will snatch up Sarri in the meantime. Looking forward to playing with 5 defenders at home against the likes of Fulham, Brighton, and Bournemouth and continuing on with the same passive, conservative, and tedious football. Can already feel the frusturation of next season.

It really does show with the lack of identity, philosphy, and long term vision of the club. Like I said earlier, I'd give my left bollock just to spend a day and see what goes on in that board room.

The lack of activity is strikingly similar to the abomination that was last summer's transfer window. Surely the board and the club are not contempt with a squad that convincingly finished 5th?

Have you ever heard of game of thrones?

Update It was glorious

Saturday I went a bit overboard. Had biscuits, chicken fried steak, and donuts for breakfast. Had pizza and beef gnocchis for lunch. Then a glorious 5 Guys double cheese burger, fries, and a chili hot dog for dinner. Haven't pooped since then and I'm really feeling it. Can't even go to the gym I'm so bloated. So I just popped some laxitives. Will let you know how it goes.

I'd prefer a manager that doesn't continue to play with 5 defenders against bottom half clubs, and one that also doesn't think a 0-1 defeat to City is a good result.

Loads of things should be done by now. But that's Chelsea football club for you.

Apparently our inquiry for both Malcom and Lemar seem to be legit.

So bent

Sky just reporting basically what the Mail and other unreliable journalists have been stating. Fact of the matter is, no one outside the club has literally any idea what is going on. I'm told that Marina Granovskaia is currently on holiday. At a time like this.

I'm only taking the piss. However the point still stands. These past 12 months have been horrific on and off the pitch, and naming Cahill as captain was the first of many horrendous decisions the club has made this past year.

I like to stand by my claim that this whole domino effect happened the moment we named Cahill captain

Same source that announced Ancelotti. We will see.

I know there was a board meeting earlier today. This was just tweeted.

Roman Abramovich remains committed to Chelsea even with the news the club owner has put its stadium redevelopment plans on hold, Sky Sports News understands. One club source has told us that it’s still “business as usual” at the West London club and that the Russian billionaire’s commitment to the club is “unwavering”. Abramovich was due to invest up to £1bn in the rebuilding project, which received planning permission last year. It was expected that Chelsea would play at an alternative venue, probably Wembley, until the start of the 2020-2021 season when the new stadium would be ready.

No doubt linked to Roman's denied visa It think it's safe to say, this will be our most important summer to date. This club looks to be in absolute chaos on and off the pitch. Managerial situation, Roman's Visa issues, Hazard and Courtois' contract situation, no concrete transfers whilst our rivals continue to strengthen, having a squad filled with utterly average players, and now giving up on the hugely important stadium redevelopment.

That's basically what I'm stating. You've just spent 200 million these past two windows. You've already injected 90 million with Fabinho and Keita, and potentially more if the rumors are true about Fekir, Allison, and a top GK and CB. The board are clearly showing ambition, and I think a fair reflection of that on Klopp's end is a title challenge and ending the season with a trophy. There are 4 trophies to fight for, in which you have made the final 3 times in the past 4 seasons alone. Whilst a genuine title challenge would definitely show more progress, another trophyless season should absolutely be criticised. It would then be 4 seasons with Liverpool that they haven't won a trophy. Just how much more time do you need to build a team that is capable of winning something? Then there is Klopps's cup record in consideration.

From not winning trophies, to not winning trophies in style?

Well now I look dumb. Sarri's clause expires Thursday, in which we don't have to pay it and merely appoint him. Duh