The Palace Fan

I just watched Beauty and the Beast. What a film.

There's a lot about modern day Crystal Palace that annoys me. One of those things I don't think I've yet mentioned is the PR team.

How did I not notice this

I think he's great. You see Jim White and others trying to be wind up merchants on that station and it's just cringe. Durham is the goat of that field.

It took the Torquay scout over seven hours to get to Maidstone and the match was called off because Maidstone couldn't field eleven players

https://talksport.com/football/arsenal-fc-news-adrian-durham-offers-verdict-every-member-current-squad-180307274661?p=13 Adrian Durham's view on the current squad. He thinks only two of the current squad should stay

Even the snow doesn't want to settle in Croydon.

Blair Turgott, formally of West Ham and Leyton Orient, has been at court today after being charged with 'fraud by false representation' for gambling £16,000 on some other poor fuckers credit card.

Paul Dummett has signed a new contract until 2022. I bet he can't believe his luck sometimes.

Jose Mourinho says Luke Shaw is set to be "a Manchester United player for years". To me that reads as "it's a shame Danny Rose got injured".

Crystal Palace have submitted their Selhurst Park redevelopment plans to Croydon Council. Given the speed they work at I imagine we will receive a response in about six years.

Lucky fucker.

Surprised about this. He's been there for as long as I can remember and is highly thought of for the work he did under Simon Jordan.