Bluewolf

@nudge

Quality that is mate...

My eldest daughter was round tonight with the Grandkids and tells us they have to dress up as Victorian children on the 30th for something they are doing at school and have also been told to pack a Victorian lunch for them... So she tells us she does not have a clue what to give them for lunch, then promptly said " Help me out, what did you used to take back in them days??" Bloody cheek of it...

I will tell them I got a on a train that went to the wrong destination and by the time I got back it was too late...

So the Simpsons predict the world will end tomorrow.... And we all know how scary and accurate their predictions can be.. Just wondering if it's worth rocking up at work tomorrow??? Wouldn't want my last day on earth spent doing a shift when I could get a lay in..

Spanish football chiefs demand that the Women's team beg forgiveness after refusing to play for the coach Jorge Vilda... The players are claiming that his regime is affecting their health and emotional state.. Spanish football chiefs demand squad ‘ask for forgiveness’ after women’s team refuse to play for coach (msn.com)

Like what???

Chelsea sack commercial director Willoughby for sending a string of 'Inappropriate' messages to finance agent Catalina Kim... Exclusive: Chelsea sack senior executive after claims of sexual harassment over inappropriate messages (msn.com) The club statement... “Evidence of inappropriate messages sent by Mr Willoughby, prior to his appointment at Chelsea FC earlier this month, has recently been provided to and investigated by the club. While they were sent prior to his employment at the club, such behaviour runs absolutely counter to the workplace environment and corporate culture being established by the club’s new ownership. “The club’s owners are working tirelessly to set and achieve the highest standards both on and off the pitch, and are determined to establish and nurture a culture of transparency, accountability, inclusivity, diversity and opportunity. The club is committed to creating an environment which embodies these values.”

Crazy! You would get less of a sentence if you had committed murder...

Numbers getting a bit thin in here.... We are nearly down to all the virgins

Shall we tell him @DeadLinesman or leave it and let him find out the hard way??? I mean it's not too late to save him as things stand now

It's been around since Rick Sanchez said it in Season 2 Episode 10

Seriously though Congrats to you both @Lucas...

Well you know what they say, Weddings are just Funerals with cake...

Will we be getting another Bank Holiday for this then @Lucas??

I would have replied sooner only I was next door performing emergency heart surgery on the neighbour's dog....

This is clearly photoshopped....

Things like this always make me laugh.... Expectation vs Reality... Flyboard master - 9GAG

It wasn't a fridge exactly.... We just used to leave the biggest parts of the dinosaur outside the cave over winter and brought bits in as we needed them...