Bluewolf

Chips always tasted better out of the newspaper....

So Heavy Metal Magazine have decided to have a 'Rebirth' and go back to issue no1 from February for some strange reason.. Hopefully the contents won't change and they continue to bring some of the great art and artists in as they have done from the past...

Must have been a terrible job....

Fuck that...

When you are unlucky enough to get @MUFC as part of your zoom call....

Probably be the sort of thing I would do... I would be wondering why my family had not called looking for me yet I still get loads of health Insurance or "have you been in an accident lately" calls

It's an art form mastered over many years of using vinyl records... extra brownie points for getting it just between the track you want to play and the one that's just finished on an album. Now that's a skill!

Breakfast in a German Hospital... More likely to die of starvation than you are from your injuries...

Think how many driveways you could do with endless free gravel...

That's why I picked it... and surely being able to teleport 7 inches might come in useful in a fight... or you could use it to go from one side of a locked door to the other..

I would pick 2 and 3...

It's more annoying when you already know where the web is and you avoid it then the next day you totally forget about it and walk right through it..

My skin is too tough for mere spider fang to get through... I suppose looking at the bite it probably is a spider of some description but a bit unusual that it bit you.. they don't normally, I spend a lot of time in the garden and we have a lot of those false widow spiders knocking about and they seem to double every year.. we get two main types, the cool looking ones with the skull on their backs.. Or these horrible things with big dark maroon bodies.. When I was cleaning out the side this summer there were loads of them hiding behind the bricks and on the wall by the shed.. I routinely kill them as soon as I spot them.. better not to take any chances I say.. I appreciate the media can over dramatize them as being dangerous but I have had them crawling on me when I walk in my man cave outside as they are hanging right above me in the roof beams so I have to keep a beady eye open all the time but thankfully never been bitten so far.. Some of the bigger ones are a bit concerning.. What ever you do people never panic, you are 1000 times bigger than they are so stay cool at all times.. Me when I walk into my man cave and get a web on me... Honestly though, I can tolerate spiders I can see but accidently walking into a web across the path along the sheds and getting it in your face and not knowing where the spider is can be a traumatic few seconds...

After being reported that both were for the off this summer...

You would like the last episode of season 6 because Morty gets a lightsabre...

Pretty shit news about Broja... hope he makes a decent recovery In other shit news it turns out that Vialli's condition has worsened for him.. wish him all the best, got a lot of respect for him Gianluca Vialli condition 'has worsened' as he continues cancer fight (msn.com)

I am never rude or aggressive with people I deal with as it solves nothing and if anything gets you further away from a resolution to your problem, A lot of people I will be speaking to don't have either the power or the means to solve my problem so giving them a bad attitude gets you no-where.. but if you say the right things to the right people then all things can be resolved eventually