Bluewolf

Given that we have both been around before Jesus ours can be considered a good run mate... To be honest I am not sure I could tolerate another 24 years looking at the way things are going...

Ok so I just tried the 'Death Calculator' for a crack and after putting in all my details it's telling me I have this long left... Not too shabby..... Death Calculator (thecalculator.co)

Dads everywhere....

Apparently this whole takeover has been a massive misunderstanding.... The owner asked for a New 'Castle' and now he is lumbered with you lot...

I read today that a female Japanese priest has been arrested for giving blowjobs telling them that she would 'suck the demons out of them' I can only assume it was jealous wife or girlfriend that dobbed her in... probably wondering why their partner was going to confession 7 days a week..

Just a bit of advice... If things are so bad on the sex front you are considering having a sex change or even worse luring unsuspecting males for a quick grope in the dark in your hut with that second profile pic then in gods name trim those eyebrows... I once had a moustache that didn't have that much hair on it...

I would gladly do the time....

We should start a range of our own...

But as they are illegal we don't condone the use of them.....

This was an interesting article on the whole thing from the BBC I read earlier... Newcastle United takeover: Phil McNulty asks what Magpies should do in their new era - BBC Sport Does anyone remember the series V where they came to earth claiming peace disguised as humans but underneath they were lizards or something like that??? When I saw this picture I thought of that show... Just waiting for her to start pulling her skin off and start eating rodents..

Despite all the negatives surrounding this take over Newcastle fans are probably just pleased to see the back of Ashley finally.. There will be plenty of time to slag them off as being plastic oil rich title buying scum etc much later... In all seriousness have you seen the money these lot have to throw around.. 350BN which is 10 times the worth of Man Cheaty and 5 times the worth of PSG... Abramovich is very much a pauper by comparison... Good luck to them... I can see a season or two and City not winning the CL that Pep will jump ship and be last seen swimming full pelt up the Tyne where riches and glory await...

Spooky....

They were live streaming it on YouTube, estimated to be 320BN... I would have watched but as you are one of the 'dross' teams in the league I didn't bother.. Good news for you though if it finally crosses the line..

Interesting... I have just found it and it's asking me if I want to resume episode 4.. I don't remember starting to watch this??? It's happening, senile dementia is finally kicking in...

Indie band Friendly Fires have hit out at Boris Johnson after he walked out to one of their songs for his speech at the Conservative party conference. The Prime Minister made his way to the stage against the backdrop of their track Blue Cassette ahead of his keynote speech in Manchester. However, the band have said they did not give their permission for him to use the song at the event and said they are taking steps to make sure it does not happen again.

Where's @Toinho at??? not been on for a while?

2016 - Panama papers leaks...... Facebook goes down 2019 - Facebook data leaks.... Facebook goes down 2021- Pandora papers leaks.... Facebook goes down

Influencers right now....

I can imagine the global meltdown amongst it's users as they are forced into talking to other family members...

Everywhere... @Khan of TF365 broke the news earlier and we couldn't be happier about it...

Hope she gets the help she needs mate.. You must feel pretty helpless when things like that happen I should imagine but as long as you support her through it where you can there is not a lot more you can do...

9GAG is still up and running so don't give a fuck....