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Until she's allowed to freely speak for herself outside of China, anything presented as evidence should be prudently considered fabricated.

I half expect we'll never hear from her again, she'll certainly never be allowed to leave the country to play Tennis again.

It's true. I saw some woodlice being rowdy the other day.

What's particularly evident about Chelsea right now is the lack of creativity in the final 3rd, which is frankly bizarre given the talent at their disposal. The two behind Lukaku aren't doing enough, they seem incapable of playing useful passes. What I've seen is when they push just inside of the wing with the wing back moving on the overlap, if a centreback of centre mid joins to create an overload, it leaves the wide attacker with too many outside options and only Lukaku in the box. Without Pulisic no one is busting a gut to get in the box. There's just a lack of movement off the ball. Lukaku's ability to make something out of nothing is massive.

Making sure we share the feel good factor with our resident Tennis aficionado @nudge

Sounds like concrete evidence to me

Now that's a broad ask! Need more info @Stan

Henderson will be 33 then, I don't think he'll be as pivotal. You'll be phasing him out of midfield by that point for someone else.

Absolutely. When you've got young kids your needs are secondary to their needs.

When you've got young children, you ain't got time to be drinking (to the point of getting shit faced), that's a lesson I learned the hard way.

I've been clean off alcohol for a year now mate. It does get easier. When you have kids waking you up in the morning, you don't want to be hanging

It sounds like everyone fucked off at the end of the season

Fiscal policy aside, how will they help with the direction of the club on the field in terms of structure and recruitment?

Is this good news though?

Lynch looked seriously underweight and unwell.

WWE pretty much had to bring back the big guns after CM Punk on AEW

I think Villa will under deliver against expectations. Smith is experimenting with a 4-4-2 formation so he can play both Ings and Watkins, a two man midfield of McGinn and Douglas Luiz is going to leave that defence exposed, unless he's planning on then switching to a 3-5-2

It's like German football but much much better

She's looking mighty fine as she gets older too

She got dollar

Sounds too exhausting!

You mean anything written by Tony Robbins? He's such a bellend.

You mean books written by former secret service agents that hold their experiences and approaches to negotiating?