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Did I miss something?

I knew this thread existed already. He just wants me to say that I'm having a wank in the shower. OK mate, I wank in the shower.

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions? 1. Verstappen 2. Norris 3. Sainz Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Nico Hulkenberg. P16 Bonus Question - Logan Sargeant competes in his second home Grand Prix of the season this season. Will he either cause a red flag in one of the practice or qualifying sessions, or fail to finish the Sprint or the Grand Prix - Yes or No? Yes

Hannover 2-2 Magdeburg Elversberg 3-0 Braunschweig Hamburg 2-0 Fürth Paderborn 2-3 St Pauli Osnabrück 1-1 Wehen Düsseldorf 2-2 Lautern Karlsruhe 3-2 Schalke Rostock 1-3 Kiel Nürnberg 1-1 Hertha BSC

Dortmund 2-1 Bremen Union 2-2 Stuttgart Freiburg 3-1 Bochum Wolfsburg 1-3 Leverkusen Hoffenheim 2-1 Frankfurt Darmstadt 2-3 Leipzig Mainz 0-3 Bayern Köln 1-2 Gladbach Heidenheim 2-1 Augsburg

I've been a homeowner for going on 20 years now. Our interest rate was balls when we first got the house but I was able to re-finance when the market crashed and got a 3ish% interest rate. Shaved a few years of payments off of my total expenditure and my property value is probably close to double what I paid for it. Not sure it will ever be like that again for the younger folks.

Kiel for me.

Is that the German version of worker's compensation? We might have had this discussion before. It sounds vaguely familiar.

I've only been able to watch a couple matches so far this season but one thing I will say is that Leeds don't look like a club with a relegation hangover. Yes, there was a slow start but it seems to me that they are just picking up pace now. I don't think that both Ipswich and Leicester will maintain their current pace simultaneously, so being within 3-5 points of the top 2 come Christmas would be a success. Also, shout out to Farke. No, he's not Bielsa, but he is winning over the fans and I hope he gets a few seasons at Leeds to work his magic.

Crazy that a 5th division club can owe hundreds of thousands of euros to anyone. Surely this is all legacy cost that has accumulated over the years?

This is the way.

That's not healthy. Holding it in can lead to constipation and compaction. When it's time to go I go.

Take it to a new thread mate, this is about shitting.

This was first reported on Discord.

I'm not comfortable answering this question unless Tommy asks it, and only if it's accompanied by a poll.

If you paid attention you would realize that "what I do" consists of scoring really well 1 out of the 34 weeks of the season, but gloating about it for the remainder 33 weeks.

It's what I do.

Turbine play Frankfurt II this weekend. Both teams have won two on the trot, but Turbine have trouble scoring goals. I'd take a 0-0 here as the defense has been solid.

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Max Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions? 1. Max Verstappen 2. Lando Norris 3. Carlos Sainz Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Fernando Alonso. P8 Bonus Question - What is the highest qualifying position that will be achieved by a Haas car this weekend (either in main qualifying or sprint qualifying)?. P14

Gladbach 2-2 Mainz Dortmund 1-1 Union Leipzig 4-0 Bochum Augsburg 2-2 Darmstadt Stuttgart 3-1 Wolfsburg Bremen 1-2 Hoffenheim Leverkusen 3-0 Köln Bayern 3-2 Freiburg Frankfurt 1-1 Heidenheim

Düsseldorf 2-0 Osnabrück Lautern 2-2 Hannover Magdeburg 3-2 Karlsruhe Fürth 2-1 Rostock Wehen 0-2 Hamburg St Pauli 3-1 Nürnberg Schalke 2-2 Hertha BSC Kiel 3-2 Elversberg Braunschweig 1-2 Paderborn

TP got a big win away this past weekend. Hopefully they can stabilize and come back up.

20m is nothing. Hopefully they renegotiate for a larger sum.

Elversberg, bitte