Toinho

Congrats Josh. Speaking of cars, my sports car in Japan is likely to be going for scrap as I legally can't sell it anymore haha mental country...which will see me a couple of grand down.

I am in Fremantle now, favourite place in Perth, heading out for a feed soon with some French girl (no not @Batard) and I fancy a parmi now!!

Sideways cunt

Those boobs were amazing. Big fan. Big fan.

GTA V. Have my old xbox 360 at my parents house, and since I've been quite unwell the last week I have decided to continue my game from early 2014!

Don't be jealous.

I'm seriously contemplating a HUGE americas trip next year so will be looking for your advice and @Berserker's if I definitely decide upon it.

Nope, but I've ruled out deadlinesman.

I would still lick her vagina, though.

Redheads just aren't my thing.

Wait, what?

Large I'm not sure what you mean, could you post it again?

Say what? fuck me dead

Next person who says shrimp I'm blocking.

Vegans.

Rushing forward. Decent episode, minus the Sheeran thing. WHAT THE FUCK. Heard Beyonce is doing a dance number in next week's episode.

We were linked to him, and thank fuck we didn't sign him. 37, waste of time. Chris Herd is at WSW. Will be interesting to see if he can get anywhere near those heights of Aston Villa first team days. He did sign for us a year ago but withdrew due to personal issues and ties to England... Fun fact: I used to play against him at high school.

You already drive me mad.

And we call them parmis!

The Moaning of life by literary heavyweight Karl Pilkington. Next is: The Art of People by Dave Kerpen. Basically a book about people skills and getting everything you want.

@Harry

I am very poor at The Arts and Music, I ended up playing the triangle to a Japanese version of Country Road back in March at my student's graduation party. I had no idea what I was doing. Was brilliant. And recorded.

Joined.

Oh look out. The wannabe Aussie is here.