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Juve's is class but you just know they'll ruin it with a big fuck off sponsor. Roma is probably the best so far - Madrid's away is decent too. They're another club that very rarely get it wrong. Arsenal have had an absolute shocker across the board, should be deducted points IMO.

Pains me to say it, but Liverpool have had some brilliant home kits lately - that new one is absolutely gash. Newcastle, BVB, PSG and Barcelona are the only decent ones. Inter is absolutely awful.

Weren't you crying the other day about your owners

Don't want to sound all bIttER but I think this will go terribly.

@MUFC

Wouldn't surprise me at all to see him at Ferrari. After so many banter years they finally seem to be making logical decisions.

One of the Liverpool fans in my work is a proper deluded gimp and argues till he's blue in the face that Nunez is on par with Haaland, that gets grief because it's fashionable to rip into him. Darwin's absolutely dogshite and is a real rare poor deal for you lot. It's genuinely like playing with 10 men, very much like Rashford at United but for different reasons.

I think we should start from Miami on 0pts. Start a fresh.

True - Beto's lying on the floor unconscious with paramedics around them so Forest start booing and singing feed the Scousers. A strange lot, hopefully Luton pull a win out of somewhere and they're back where they belong. The most fight they've shown all season is on Twitter.

I mean what made you think I was referring to you

Some people are so insecure.

The FA have sold their soul to the Big 6. That VAR decision is a disgrace.

Coventry robbed by VAR, United are absolutely embarrassing too. Only silver lining is they'll be dicked by City in the final. Bruno giving it gums to the Coventry goalkeeper the utter thundergimp.

Also, genuine apologies for missing a few rounds. My wife has been pregnant (had a son 12 days ago) so yeah, life.

Not a massive taco fan. Love a burrito though.

As much as it's not technically what the OP is asking I guess, after eating any Italian food in Italy and then eating it anywhere else is worlds apart. I know that eating any dish in its home country is different but seriously, you're not eating pizza in England.

Sorry for being dim but I assumed that Nagelsmenn was doing fine with Germany and enjoying the role, why would he leave?

That's a fantastic chomp cheers mate.

VER VER VER.

Whereas I despite everything about City, it's fantastic seeing United fans getting up in arms about them - of all people. The SAF era was dominated by having a chequebook bigger than anyone else and the referees in Old Trafford's back pocket. It's romanticised as "Fergie Time" but was basically just playing until United got the result they wanted. Pot. Kettle. Black. Enjoy another season in City's shadow.

I was posting on a few forums back in the day and received a text from @Stanasking me to join what was TFF back then as he'd liked to content I'd been putting out and knew of the cult following that I had (the Cannabisettes as they were called at the time). I think it was around 2007 but I may be wrong. Instantly involved in an Internet bar fight with HalewoodToffee but famously won (he died around 2010 from AIDS brought on by dogging in an unclean taxi). Ended up on Love Island in 2011 and had a blast, that's where I met @nudge and @Tommy. The latter who denies being ever involved but I know the truth. Had a hiatus for a while as I was having to live in my hotel room 24/7, couldn't move without people wanting pictures and shouting "Are you that bloke Cannabis?" at me, not being able to go down the street really took it's toll. That's where I met @MUFCas he wanted a selfie with my feet. After 6 months and a reach around I accepted, pretty sure the image is still on the old server but could be wrong. That's also where I met @CaaC (John) as he was the photographer. Now I pop in and out of the place, @Rab and @DeadLinesman send me nudes to my WhatsApp so I only ever come on here now for football related talk. It's been a blast though, 10/10 would do again.

Was hoping it'd be Arsenal, but fantastic to see that the Liverpool fans that were creaming over a quadruple are now basically going to end the season with a Carabao Cup. Klopp will go down in Liverpool folklore for lifting one title in his entire tenure. One of the best in orchestrating bottlements.

I don't think that ETH is a particularly bad manager, I think he's just another victim of Manchester United. The problems are much bigger than the manager there, I think if he was anywhere else he'd probably do alright. I think the vibe is that he's out of the door though, I genuinely mean this when I think that Coventry could actually do them. It's got full banter banana skin all over it. The media think it'll be Southgate next, but with Tuchel free he wouldn't surprise me.

Can you jump in at Witcher from the third and still understand the story/lore etc? It's a game that I've wanted to play, but I've not done the first two and didn't really get hooked on the Netflix series. If it's something I can pick up and play I might join you, but if it's something that you need to understand beforehand I'll pass. I've always looked at it from a distance and hoped I'd done the series from the start.

First episode is fantastic, real 9/10 stuff. Second episode is good too, but does drop a little. All of the characters are great apart from the BOS Knight who's a massive pain in the arse, hoping that he perhaps moves into the background as the series progresses (but expect it'll be the latter). The Ghoul and Vault Dweller are absolutely superb, if it were just the two of them (with side characters) it'd be faultless.