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Ederson is only key for City because of how good he is with his feet, as a standalone goalkeeper he's decent and nothing more. Will of course shine in Saudi Arabia having balls launched at him by blokes that stack shelves in Al-Sainsbury's.

It's a song about defeating a nation that killed millions of people. I think Germany getting a song sung about them is getting off quite lightly to be honest considering the horrors it inflicted in the First and Second World War.

People really need to stop getting their jimmies rustled by ten German bombers.

Scotland is the most embarrassing country on Earth.

"The right technique"

DEVIL DICK WILLIE HAS GARETH SOUTHGATE PYJAMAS.

He's just smashed his foot into someone else's boot, what's he meant to do? Have a good chuckle and run off? Have a day off.

Dive though fuck off.

Lamine Fodal.

The WUM'ing on this forum is an absolute shadow of what it used to be.

Roberto Martinez refuses to take Ronaldo off the coach when they get back to the hotel. He's properly fucked it, he's been dogshite all tournament. Shooting from mad angles, taking free kicks from about 368 yards and just generally being a bit of a dickhead. He's absolutely done at this level.

Serves you right for violating human rights.

The piss that Taylor Swift boils is absolutely fantastic. If you don't like it, don't listen to it - quite simple really.

@The Palace Fan burns bratwursts in his spare time.

I get that route one football isn't the way to go, but not pumping the ball into the box to arguably the greatest aerial forward of all time is borderline incompetent. Every corner that Portugal took was short and ironically on one of the few occasions that they did put it into the mixer, Ronaldo hits the post and Jota scores (albeit offside). Not that it matters much. Portugal were absolutely shit the year they won the competition in the group stages and then clicked when it mattered. Like England, it's three points and that's literally all that matters in Game 1, given that the 3rd placed team may go through, Portugal are already all but in the knockouts. They're still 2nd favourites for me behind France and you just know the deeper we get into the tournament the more clutchness Ronaldo will become.

Danny Murphy eating humble pie the absolute blert. What's the point in making changes so late?! He says as both substitutes combine to get the winner.

Mbappe is genuinely that played that "couldn't do it on a Wednesday in Stoke", he'd be eaten alive in the Premier League.

Thoughts on the stadium Thomas?

The United players were poor tonight, no surprise that we had so much pressure with a sub par performance from all of them.

THERE WERE TEN JUDE BELLINGHAM'S IN THE AIIIIR

Eight months in prison seems excessive, but perhaps will light the way to this kind of behavior stopping.

He is right though, the North (particularly the North West) is the capital of English football. The Midlands/South is a massive step down in terms of history, fanbase etc.

Scotland is the worst considering it's a two horse race and they play each other what, four times a season? I'd rather play in the Rabies League than go up there.

There will be an exodus at Liverpool this summer, wouldn't be at all surprised to see him go.

I'd lose a lot of respect for BVB if they did this. It's a shame though because someone will take him on, simply because he's clearly still got some of that talent that made him so popular anyway.