Whiskey

It can also lead to criminal charges.

feel like shit just want kane back

Spurs desperate to stop Kane winning trophies.

His individual achievements are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is trophies, Kane's career will be severely hampered when he's remembered in the future should he not win anything.

Because at the end of it there's a trophy waiting.

Kane will go down as the most unambitious footballer ever if he doesn't move to Bayern. A career winning absolute zip and he's seriously debating letting that continue with Bayern all but agreed. Hard to have any sympathy if he says no - should be all over the move.

I think Kane goes to Bayern then returns to a big English club in 18 months. Still wouldn't rule out a City move to rotate with Alvarez when Haaland goes.

Really sorry to hear @Batard. You know where I am if you need me, thinking of you.

Couldn't hack it for me and FC Porto. Nope.

Best striker in the world though

No.

What? Because they've bid for one player from the Premier League? Hardly a change in the tide.

PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE

Salty.

@MUFC

What a beautiful day for football as a whole.

All of the kits above are comfortably terrible. PSG used to consistently bring out 10/10 kits but they've proper lost it these last two seasons.

The Arsenal shirt is already a meme for the gold on the shoulders, brilliant.

Boss ain't it mate - their new EP is shaping up nicely.