Dr. Gonzo

Fucking hell.

Well I always give you the inside scoop first, obviously. And thanks mate. I am so very fucking happy, I don't even care it cost me a load of money to find out he doesn't have cancer. He's a good kitty, he doesn't deserve shitty things like that happening to him.

Haha, so because of the US's shortsightedness, it seems they've taken masks from the UK, Germany, France, and Canada. There's a saying that starts with "with friends like these" that I feel like most US allies might agree with soon.

Ace looks like a good kitty @Viva la FCB Also I have some fantastic fucking news! COSMO DOESN'T HAVE CANCER!!!!!

They should arrest whatever US official was also responsible for selling off masks and ventilators from the US National Stockpile to China.

Netanyahu, the absolute scumbag, posted a clip from the film Pandemic and said it was absolute proof Iran was covering up the number of coronavirus deaths they’ve had. Source: https://www.businessinsider.com/netanyahu-shared-fake-tv-clip-pandemic-iran-hiding-coronavirus-deaths-2020-4?utm_source=reddit.com What a scumbag. Pandemic sweeps across the world... better use it to push for a fucking war against a hard hit country struggling with the virus. Having said that, I’m sure Iran is lying it’s arse off about the number of cases and deaths. But tbh at this point, I think with the state of leadership in the world we’re seeing a lot of that because we’ve got some of the most ill suited world leaders for a crisis like this.

Ah fuck mate, hope you feel better ASAP

I think different countries have different rules on travel restrictions - so that's not going to be something other than other Canadians can ask. And even then, Canada's got states/territories (right?! lol) so they might have their own rules.

Short term plan: stay quarantined for a period of time to prevent the spread of the disease Long term plan: - a vaccine could take a year (or more). I think with how infectious this is and with it's not insignificant mortality rate for people of certain ages... I think a vaccine is obviously a priority for the people who make vaccines for diseases. If there are other coronaviruses out there in animals we haven't caught yet, I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing "coronavirus vaccines" like we've got with "flu vaccines."

I don't think they're bullshitting about there being a limited number of supplies to carry out the testing. That's sort of been a theme with this treating virus everywhere it's gone.

Kel’s a malnourished Nazi, she’s not pasting anyone

It’s so shit that internet interaction with people doesn’t really match with face to face interaction.

It’ll never happen

I think people that are unexpectedly moved from an overlooked job to considered essential because they work at the shops they sell our essential goods deserve hazard pay. While the rest of us are told to stay home, they’ve got to come in contact with everyone sick or not and sell us food and other day to day shit so that we can carry on.

The secret to humanity is that we are all cunts.

If they're not within 2 metres of other people, who cares tbh? You can leave your house and practice social distancing - it's when you're forced into close contact with people in big groups that we're trying to avoid right now. Some cunt walking their dog and not going near anyone else isn't going to increase that person spreading the disease as long as they're practicing social distancing.

FFS Michael Gove says we’re not participating in the EU’s scheme to buy medical equipment as one bloc (to keep prices down for all countries) because of “communication issues” - which he then clarified as the government MISSING A FUCKING EMAIL. I don’t know why I’d expect competence from this government, but fucking hell at least fake some sort of competence for the public so they don’t feel their lives are in the hands of utter morons. The Western world can rightly be annoyed with China for this, they’ve “banned” wet markets (again), but it’s already got bullshit medicinal exceptions and that’s one of the reasons these wet markets are popular in China - their “traditional” medicine. But once China said “shut the economy down to contain this” that should have been the wake up call to the rest of the world. Because China doesn’t give a fuck about the Chinese, but China does give a fuck about the economy. I don’t know why so many governments around the world right now are full of people with their heads so far up their arseholes they didn’t notice the authoritarian arseholes that put their economy over the well being of their people had to temporarily put people ahead of the economy to stop the spread of this fucking disease and didn’t wise up to how serious it is. It definitely feels like some countries have the worst possible leaders for times like this.

Things looked better for a few days in terms of seeing less new cases. But I think yesterday they had the worst day of deaths and the number of cases went up

Lying to the TV to tell people what they wanted to hear before backtracking... so literally just done the same as he has for the last 4 years. Its pretty clear he’s not up to the job of being president. Now that we know the senate had advanced notices of how bad things would get with this virus... and that was around his impeachment trial... I think it’s fair to say that Republican senators are culpable as fuck for this administrations response. They had advanced notice of a pandemic, surely they must see what everyone else sees about Trump being wholly incompetent. And he’s trying to do the same quid pro quo stuff he was impeached for... for a deadly disease’s response.

I know you’re joking, but he scratched Gomez’s face. Which is pretty cunty

Pray for Boris otherwise Raab’s PM

I’m watching Tiger King on Netflix. Pretty quality so far

http://www.today.it/attualita/coronavirus-guarisce-101-anni-rimini.html This guy survived Spanish Flu as a kid and survived Covid19 just now

I don’t think that’s an “extrovert” thing, I think that’s just a dickhead teenager

Mississippi’s governor is a moron and that state is basically what Afghanistan would be like if the Taliban were run by Mike Pence