Dr. Gonzo

I think all those on the Brexit camp who dress up in Union Jacks and those Remainers who dress up like the EU flag should all just fight on the street until to the death. Last person standing determines the UK's fate as an EU member. If it's a dumb cunt dressed up like the EU flag, we remain. If it's a dumb cunt dressed up like the UK flag, we stay. We can probably get this all organised before the October 31 deadline. And it's guaranteed to be a less stupid idea than anything Boris Johnson's government puts out.

These people should be absolutely ashamed of themselves. But yeah that's a sad reflection on England (and Wales, assuming Wales is still mainly for leaving).

Oh lol

Didn’t he just say no deal is likely today?

Looks like no deal is the official position now

I appreciate it mate! Shame about the blowjobs though

Yeah mate! It went great! I hope you finish top 4.

I was giving him shit at the beginning of the season during the Super Cup for stupid reasons... but after watching him play more over the course of the season (granted it's been just a short while really) I now fucking love the kid. He's so good and he's still very clearly learning, so while he'll make mistakes or miss some shots that you'd think "mate you shouldn't have missed that!" he's also very clearly improving as he keeps playing and he's taking plenty of chances. And that so many of his shots are on target says something about how clinical he already is as a striker despite being so young. It's a big step up from being good in the championship and being good in the top flight. He's making it look easy. Honestly, this transfer ban and Lampard trusting kids over seasoned pros (well and using a good mix of kids + seasoned pros) and the way the kids have performed when given the chance... it's actually made Chelsea a really likeable team for a neutral again. It's a bit like how I felt about Chelsea before the oil money. Granted, during both periods Chelsea weren't as good as they were during the best times of the oil money era... but I wouldn't begrudge Lampard's Chelsea and these young players enjoying some success in the near future.

Tammy's stats so far are pretty great. 8 goals in the league, averaging a goal every 72 minutes with 65% of his shots on target. I hope he gets a chance with the England team soon.

What if Ed Woodward is actually a Liverpool or Citeh fan?

It was really really really great.

That’s a pretty decent weekend for us then.

Just let it happen and gather stones and hold the fuckers accountable. And treat leave voters the same as the politicians when it happens

Imagine dying in a horrible awful death... while also destroying a bit of history: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49909735

Why is Ozil even on that list?

Do you lads even like Xhaka? He seems like such an infuriating player. His range of passing is fantastic... but other than that, I don't think he's that good of a player. And he certainly doesn't strike me as much of a leader... or even a player you'd put out there when they're not a "traditional" leader but they can lead by example because of how good they are - because he makes errors all the fucking time and his positioning is pretty shit, so he'd be one of the last people I'd want to put in to "lead by example."

Well I'm hoping that one of the 3 makes it to the 2nd round & gets a Sunday match, so you get to go to one of those and kill your day with the Brummies the way you'd want to kill the day as opposed to just spending it sat in some pub.

Or hologram players

Visited the doctor yesterday as Spurs were collapsing in the second half vs Bayern - filed the claim just now. Cheers for looking out for your pal Dr. Gonzo

Ukraine’s basically capitulated re: Eastern Ukraine and is agreeing that snap elections.

Look if Teso is happy with the state of Man Utd, who are we to argue. I too am happy with the state of Man Utd, lifetime contract for Ed Woodward please

FIFA ought to hire some AI company because humans are idiots and idiots make mistakes. AI VAR is the future. And one day... robot refs please

Like I said, we'll be even after you've been shit for 30 years. Although if you did a Leeds, that'd be alright too.

I don't think being persuasive necessarily makes people smart though, tbh. There's plenty of evidence of very persuasive conmen... that eventually get caught because they're not all that bright in the first place.