Stan

That's brilliant After reading the first bit I was expecting there to be a line about @DeadLinesman scaring them away!

Can't teach an old dog new tricks eh

Wow that was a lot of words. The elderly do like to talk...

@Bluewolf I know you and @nudge are joined at the hip but ignorance is just plain rude. You should know better in your old age and should be setting an example to us young ones...

3rd

So @Tommy is a liar.

Yeah they're in the post...

52 more years

Nothing we probably didn't know already, but this government has blood on their hands. I wonder what excuse they'll hide behind.

Not that I'm aware of...

@Bluewolf does often forget how many times he's visited 9GAG each day to be fair.

It literally says 'may' be more likely to die. And that's taken from a survey to see if people understand the statement or not. Where's the 'fact'?

I imagine @The Premier Steve's is realistic enough to understand it won't be instant success and it will probably take 2-3 years at minimum for all this new wealth to kick in or get some return on it.

Pardew back in on a bumper contract?

Nah were on honeymoon in January so saving up for that and that's our big main holiday! Plus missus can't get too much time off work right now. 3 months time we'll be sunning it up in Barbados sipping on some quality rum and coke next to the beach

Can we go back to @MUFC needing to stick to the wager and donate to the site? Otherwise some real truth will be exposed....

Deserves a prison sentence!

Malaga is lovely. Went there for a day trip when I went to Fuengirola/Mijas. In fact a lot of that southern Spain region is so nice to be in. Been to Torremolinos, Marbella, Puerto Banus in addition to the 2 above. Love visiting there. Also never been to Italy - we were thinking of going somewhere in June for ages so started looking at flights. Looked around loads of places in Europe - Florence, Rome, Paris, Lisbon, Barcelona, Bilbao, Nice, Porto, Prague, Dubrovnik but all flights were coming out very expensive. Then searched Milan and flights were only £80pp return!! Couldn't believe it was so cheap considering how popular it is. My brother and his family were lucky - they flew out to Lanzarote and thankfully I don't think the ash affected them as the wind was blowing the ash the other way. Same for the return flight, don't think it reached that island but it was heading towards Spain apparently at some point...

@The Premier Steve's I know another club who aimed for top 5 within 5 years. They ended up winning it in that time. I wouldn't buy into it I I were you

UK Red list reduced down from 54 to 7 countries. Personally happy as Jamaica is off the list! Absolutely gutted Peru stays on....