Stan

I'm offended he thought I was you. You should take it as a compliment!

Found out @MUFC's real identity https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-58178106

Yeah it's red and itchy. Can you help? I tried calling @MUFC but it's not his forte.

Had my 2nd jab yesterday. Feeling the effects now. Was fine after the 1st one.

Happy belated birthday @nudge!

He would kill us if the donator label was removed.

any donation is appreciated though. It's whatever you feel comfortable with and doesn't have to be big amounts all the time.

Disgusting. Agree she needs to be punished.

Listen carefully...

WSL matches on the BBC Everton v Manchester City - BBC One, 4 September (13:30 BST). Chelsea v Everton - BBC Two, 12 September (12:30 BST). Manchester United v Chelsea - BBC Two, 26 September (12:30 BST). Aston Villa v Arsenal - BBC Two, 3 October (12:30 BST). Manchester United v Manchester City - BBC One, 9 October (13:30 BST).

John Stones signs new deal

Ouch. Could be bad. Did he walk off?

Seb was insane. Rattled off some that were so far back as well. Impressed with Russell too. Given his age he put similar-aged drivers to shame!

Haha my old manager actually said I was like a sponge because I just take things on and absorb them, don't need telling twice often. Make a mistake and it'll only be made once kind of thing. And yes you've definitely had a few... It is excel You're not the only one - I struggled/struggle quite a bit about turning off. Took me a while to stop checking my phone for emails in the evening. @Bluewolf does/did nights so he's a seasoned pro you can probably get some advice off!

Tone. Deaf.

Fair play to her. Making wise investments to 'fall back on' should the music career go tits up or she just doesn't fancy it any more.

Yeah no-one mentioned the tackle before. Stamps . A stamp is is what Joey Barton does ffs.

I can't comprehend it. If any of the players they support get snapped like that in any game this season I just can't imagine they'll be saying how 'unfortunate' it is.

Whatever. Don't think we'll agree so will just leave it there.

It was just 'unfortunate', right?

Can't agree with that I'm afraid. This 'unfortunate' aspect people keep bringing him. Think about why? He's flown in in a scissor motion which isn't really allowed in any game, let alone it being a friendly. It was vengeful. And malicious. I don't get what else people are seeing? Even if it's emotion talking now I don't see how it'll ever just be 'unfortunate'. It was deliberate even without the context of what happened a few minutes before. Nino embarrassed himself with his feigning agony and then miraculously recovered to do that. It actually disappoints me people just see it as unfortunate. If he doesn't go flying in like that there's no talk of fortune, or lack of. He knew exactly what he was doing.