Stan

What the hell Bad cop.

Be safe!

We'll only be there for Champions League games

Come home, N'Golo.

UK confirm it will be going from Hot to Medium on the Nandos Coronavirus spice chart.

Are you related to The Artful Dodger?

Given you were there for both wars, only you would know the difference

I have marked them down for that poor start to the video. A for effort but B- for execution.

Weren't the Hong Kong protest last year?

UK's test and trace app has been scrapped/delayed by the government. So much for being world-beating...

He's our Foreign Secretary. Obviously.

Today's episode of Incompetent Government comes from Raab, who thinks 'taking a knee' was from Game of Thrones.

Sensational word. One I'm sure @Rab would not be able to spell

Where did that fit on @nudge's predictive calendar

Legend of the club. Don't care what anyone says he's the definition of loyalty. Been at the club since 2005 as a kid and stuck by us through the shittest time our club has been through and played a part in our 'great escape', helped win the league and then played CL football. Last few years he's fallen out of favour but given the kind of gent he is he hasn't moaned or thrown his toys out the pram. Just been a proper professional about it. I hope he gets a testimonial, and I think he will, so we can show our appreciation for him properly.

It usually resizes the pictures in the post automatically. Then if someone clicks on it goes to original size.

Same. As good as gone. Like the ashes.

This is cunty beyond belief especially following the u-turn they've just made. You had absolute pricks saying 'I don't want my tax money paying for kids meals ffs!!111' They've gone awfully quiet regarding this expenditure. Fucking twats. I fucking hate this government. Corrupt cunts. They don't give a shit about the public at all. All in it for themselves. Ian Blackford is right - it's all the PM's vanity project. Shameful. No money to give NHS staff a payrise, feed kids, bolster police or fire service numbers but there conveniently is money to do up a fucking plane no one around the world but the PM will give 2 steaming shits about.

@...Dan @Harvsky https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-53056785

'when you have to explain to your grandson you can't have the Happy Meal or any lunch because grandma spent all the money on clothes and a big fat-ass steak'

Did you actually expect Lucas Radebe?

'I think I have bragging rights for this' So far up your own arse man

wow you've picked an absolute stunner there ain't ya. I believe the term is 'punching'.

Pakistan has always been a stuck in the past