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@Cannabis do you watch Richard Ayoade's Travel Man? His latest one with Nish Kumar sees them go to Porto. Made me think of you (and mainly Mrs C).

@Azeem How you reckon your tour of England will go? 1 T20 and 5 ODIs before the World Cup...

National League play-offs Tuesday 30th April, 2019 AFC Fylde vs Harrogate Town, 19.45 Wednesday 1st May, 2019 Wrexham vs Eastleigh, 19.45 Saturday 4th May, 2019 Solihull vs Fylde/Harrogate Sunday 5th May, 2019 Salford vs Wrexham/Eastleigh

Shit, that's very sad and tragic . If it's true that the driver(s) fell asleep at the wheel, I can imagine there'll be very severe consequences for them. RIP Josef

Google 'Thanos' and click on his glove underneath the pictures.

Such a strong squad all round there. Really is a good team with quality all round for the one-day game - Bravo, Brathwaite, Gabriel, Gayle, Hope, Lewis, Pooran, Roach, Russell have loads of experience. Only seen Thomas in IPL recently and he's done alright. They won't even need Archer . You're right that they'll be dark horses; I think many fans mainly will under-estimate them because they went through that period of being really poor and losing test status especially. Feel even luckier now that I'm bound to see a good game between India & W.Indies in CWC if the weather behaves!

@Smiley Culture used to be I think. Or at least had an interest.

Final round of fixtures in National League & North/South divisions, too. Orient in pole position to get promoted back to Football League. Only need a point against Braintree which kicks off soon on BT Sport. Salford and Solihull need a big swing in goal difference if they were to win the league but may just have to settle for play-offs. Stockport just need to match Chorley's result to stay on top in NL North.

Yeah, I know there's a big rivalry between the two and a player is gonna have his boyhood club and preferences but he's just a talented keeper at the end of the day. We all post stupid shit when we're younger! I think it's up to the fans to make him feel welcome, not that he should have to prove anything. The club clearly believe in him enough to sign him.

Never even heard of Kevin Stewart either It's definitely up there with one of the best bits of business by a team in this league. Kante for £5m beats that though

How much you get him for?

DUTCH BANTER https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48067752

Yep, this looks fun tomorrow for some of you northerners... https://www.ventusky.com/?p=52.81;-0.46;6&l=gust&t=20190427/1400

Happy birthday @Dr. Gonzo! Have a good one!

I reckon he's fucked the Panenka effort and then the keeper is just too stupid and slow to get up and try and save it.

Can do it against Real Madrid, alternatively.

How do you know?

Is he?

@Panna King

Ouch.