Stan

we were doing well with our openers in the T20 but then massively collapsed. You smashed us.

yep

not heard of 'sada' roti but maybe it's called something else. So many of my work friends (who are mainly British) love when I bring Indian food in to the office. They're like vultures. Whether it's hot food like samosas or spring rolls or cold food like the sweets you mention, they absolutely adore it. Living alone means I don't get to have my mother's roti as regularly as I used to

that looks fucking beautiful. Lot of Indians (including myself) have chana regularly too. One of my favourite veggie dishes having chana dhal. Do you have the fried bread crispy or is it quite soft in that dish?

that's very good news if true and warming to hear. wonder how this incident will affect him in his career going forward now. Will surely get regularly monitored for the foreseeable future as the risk it will happen again has probably increased significantly.

Nouri to be taken out of coma. Just hope he isn't too badly injured internally or physically. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40563178

According to BBC, will discuss his future after the pre-season tours of Australia and China https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40583671

just about.

definitely won't come out alive from a @Spike or @Tanksieparty. will be physically and mentally scarred if going to @Anton's house.

Amavi has failed his medical

what?

Always thought Dalmore was Italian xD. Didn't even pay attention to his flag haha

43 year old left wing-back Ze Roberto is still going strong . He plays for Palmeiras. On a lesser note, Rafael Sobis also still playing and is even more lazier than he used to be!

while I thought the play might go in to a 2nd day, the inexperience and just lack of quality for SA showed today. Comprehensively beaten and as bad as SA were, England were very good and simply got the job done. Bit of weight off Root's shoulders in his first game as captain.

Apart from Sandro for £5m (approx), I wouldn't say they've been shrewd. Just been a bit more flexible and forthcoming with their money now. why do you have an Everton towel? Secret supporter ?

Cruzeiro vs Palmeira about to start on BT Sport 1 if anyone interested.

Mykonos mate . Greek Island.

Canadian for 'cunt'

apart from the first 30 seconds, can't disagree with that. Routine for Bottas. Had no trouble at all.

yeah apparently frame by frame it's so tight. Bottas wheel moves as lights change.

Vettel claiming Bottas jumped the start.

Verstappen retiring. What a shame for all those fans!

Frantic start! Verstappen gets hit and spins off. Hamilton gained a couple of spaces. Bottas had a brilliant start.

thunderstorms apparently. Could get interesting with Hamilton needing to push to get to the top (they say Bottas won't hold the pack up but that's quite obviously bullshit. WOnder how it'll be if/when Hamilton gets up close to Vettel...

turning out to be an interesting game between SA and England in the first test at Lords. England started today 119-1 but have collapsed a little to 155-5 and now only lead by approximately 250. I'm sure Root would have wanted to be in a position to consolidate for a bit but also pick up runs at a fair rate before tea and declare to put SA in bat to chase a hard target. Looks like a different challenge now for England with the game in SA's hands. SA can't let England get away like they did in the first innings.