Stan

Always thought Dalmore was Italian xD. Didn't even pay attention to his flag haha

43 year old left wing-back Ze Roberto is still going strong . He plays for Palmeiras. On a lesser note, Rafael Sobis also still playing and is even more lazier than he used to be!

while I thought the play might go in to a 2nd day, the inexperience and just lack of quality for SA showed today. Comprehensively beaten and as bad as SA were, England were very good and simply got the job done. Bit of weight off Root's shoulders in his first game as captain.

Apart from Sandro for £5m (approx), I wouldn't say they've been shrewd. Just been a bit more flexible and forthcoming with their money now. why do you have an Everton towel? Secret supporter ?

Cruzeiro vs Palmeira about to start on BT Sport 1 if anyone interested.

Mykonos mate . Greek Island.

Canadian for 'cunt'

apart from the first 30 seconds, can't disagree with that. Routine for Bottas. Had no trouble at all.

yeah apparently frame by frame it's so tight. Bottas wheel moves as lights change.

Vettel claiming Bottas jumped the start.

Verstappen retiring. What a shame for all those fans!

Frantic start! Verstappen gets hit and spins off. Hamilton gained a couple of spaces. Bottas had a brilliant start.

thunderstorms apparently. Could get interesting with Hamilton needing to push to get to the top (they say Bottas won't hold the pack up but that's quite obviously bullshit. WOnder how it'll be if/when Hamilton gets up close to Vettel...

turning out to be an interesting game between SA and England in the first test at Lords. England started today 119-1 but have collapsed a little to 155-5 and now only lead by approximately 250. I'm sure Root would have wanted to be in a position to consolidate for a bit but also pick up runs at a fair rate before tea and declare to put SA in bat to chase a hard target. Looks like a different challenge now for England with the game in SA's hands. SA can't let England get away like they did in the first innings.

is he gonna be the new Freddy Adu?

yep, all network providers offering for free but will most likely change if/when Brexit happens. Giving a bit of a sweetener for now and then hike the charges up later on...

it's our way of getting back at Chazz. MURICA!

Jordan Amavi heading to Seville https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40540721

you googled 'how to flirt'

fair enough Interesting to see if any other clubs will come in for him

Like Ake to Bournemouth, I wonder if Sakho will push through a move to Palace due to the successful loan deal during last season. He certainly settled in to Palace well and fans certainly took a liking to him. Wonder how much it will be for...

the real reason is to keep vampires away https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40497542

I got 7 out of 10 and now I've got RSI.

I don't know . I don't agree that Giroud should be in the national team.

Lacazette is much better than Giroud . Steep fee but can't be surprised these days. Clubs can basically slap a huge price tag on a player and with the money floating around in the game you're bound to get one idiotic club paying it.