Stan

Only if the smell is so unbearable from all the shit falling out of you all...

Taco rage!

Taco ahead by 1. 4-3 and in the lead. Currently @Mel81x, @Tommy and @Coma can shove their burritos up their arses.

Pole Position - Which driver will post the fastest lap in Q3? Verstappen Podium - Which drivers will finish the Grand Prix in the top three positions AFTER MAX VERSTAPPEN IS REMOVED FROM THE RESULTS? 1. Sainz 2. Perez 3. Leclerc Random Driver - Predict the finishing position of this week's random driver, Yuki Tsunoda. 16th Bonus Question - Which of the "bottom five" teams will get a car into Q3 - RB, Haas, Sauber, Williams, Alpine or None? HAAS

I can get more use out of a strawberry than I can having @Whiskey as a teammate.

3 votes each currently. I feel a war is about to commence...

Spurs host Arsenal.

Exactly same for me. More preference of what and how much goes in!

More twists and turns than a helter skelter. This relegation battle gets more interesting as the weeks go by - as Plymouth and Blackburn secured 3 points each over title-chasers Leicester and Leeds respectively. Millwall all but guaranteed safety after a win over Cardiff. Stoke rescued what could be a priceless draw at Sheff Weds, and Birmingham picked up a convincing win over rivals Coventry. QPR were the only team that lost which speaks volumes about the unpredictability of this league at this stage of the season! Next Games Blackburn vs Sheff Weds Stoke vs Plymouth QPR vs Preston Rotherham vs Birmingham Huddersfield vs Swansea

Yep, a new player has entered the game! Enter, Southampton! They seem to be hitting form at exactly the right time after a last-gasp win over Watford and a much more convincing one over Preston. Leicester faltered again, Ipswich were held at Middlesbrough, and Leeds also missed out on the chance to capitalise. Southampton once again the big winners as they are now only 5 points off Ipswich in 1st, and play three times before Ipswich play again. Two teams drop out of the play-off race - very unlikely that Middlesbrough and Preston will turn around 8 points with 3 games to go. Just Norwich, Coventry & Hull to fight it out for 6th, although it is most likely going to be the Canaries that do it... Next Games: Leicester vs West Brom Cardiff vs Southampton Norwich vs Bristol City Watford vs Hull Middlesbrough vs Leeds Leicester vs Southampton Coventry vs Hull

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Envious of this that you have this on your doorstep!

Mansfield promoted to League One. Stockport champions! Portsmouth promoted back to Championship. Lincoln's insane form continues. Beating Oxford to get closer to the playoffs.

all kick-offs 15.00 (BST) unless stated Saturday 20th April, 2024 Luton vs Brentford Sheff Utd vs Burnley Wolves vs Arsenal, 19.30 Sunday 21st April, 2024 Everton vs Nottm Forest, 13.30 Aston Villa vs Bournemouth Crystal Palace vs West Ham Fulham vs Liverpool, 16.30 Tuesday 23rd April, 2024 Arsenal vs Chelsea, 20.00 Wednesday 24th April, 2024 Wolves vs Bournemouth, 19.45 Crystal Palace vs Newcastle, 20.00 Everton vs Liverpool, 20.00 Man Utd vs Sheff Utd, 20.00 Thursday 25th April, 2024 Brighton vs Man City, 20.00 Please get ALL predictions in by SATURDAY 20th APRIL - Topic will be LOCKED at 15.00 (BST)!!

Brentford edged towards safety with a win over 20th-placed Sheff Utd. Everton took a hammering to dent their chances of survival, but perhaps more importantly their goal difference. Burnley squandered 3 points after a goalkeeper howler, and Forest held on to pick up a point against Wolves. Luton were predictably beaten away at Man City. All 6 sides involved against each other - a rare occurrence at this stage of the season but will no doubt be extremely decisive. Brentford could create a 10pt gap to the relegation zone and pretty much guarantee survival, whilst Everton play Forest in the first of 3 important home games. 3 of their remaining 6 games are at home to relegation rivals... Luton will be out of the drop zone if they win, regardless of what happens in the Everton/Forest game. And Burnley could close the gap to 3 points with a win and a Forest loss.

Goals galore and some surprise results within - West Ham losing ground after defeat to Fulham, Man Utd the same dropping points at Bournemouth, Newcastle hammering Spurs, Villa breaching a usually-strong Arsenal defence and perhaps the most surprising of all Liverpool losing at home to Palace. The big winners of course in the title race are Man City after predictably smashing Luton. A chance for some teams to gain some ground back due to Man City, Chelsea & Man Utd playing in the FA Cup. And some teams catching up on their games in hand with some midweek fixtures too.

Injuries probably the worse thing today for Everton than result.

It was all over so quickly, not even any chat about it. Barely a foul on Palmer, and absolutely no foul on Madueke.

Where's the foul there?

Great goal by Jackson

Chelsea we're carving through Everton like a knife through butter. Then making a mistake like that just tops it off. But I'm a fan of it as I captained Palmer in FPL.

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