Honey Honey

It's weird as fuck that they put abortion in the constitution in the first place.

Fairy and Boots

That's incredible, they still make iPod's?!?

Good to see they want him to stay.

It was all fun and games until the luftwaffe chased you into the underground.

Trump is like a bloke who was made to go on a diversity course and resented every second of it.

It might have been because I was near the back, it just felt like there was 7000 Newcastle fans not 3500.

Leicester's ground has great acoustics. An expansion would threaten that so keep it to one stand please

We'll have sex on tap though

In Britain when you take a shit in the toilet it makes its way to a sewage treatment plant where it goes through a complex process to be turned into fertilizer. When you are in the countryside and can smell poo it is not cows, it is actually human poo that has been spread on crops. Enjoy your sunday lunch veg guys.

The last part of that can't be right. England were playing Scotland in football and rugby well before that.

Red food colouring is made from insects

North East is correct that sounds like Middlesbrough area. Geordie vowels are slightly deeper.

A light dusting of icing sugar and London shuts down. Embarassing.

You can never be too sure if Tom Jones will still be alive when his chair turns though

He's a lot more bearable than he used to be.

Keegan quote in the Gallowgate tonight.

Freddie Woodman joining Aberdeen on loan.

Mourinho is the Trump of football

Their wiki history has been edited to say "After winning this division, it then won the Northern League Premier Division in 2011–12 and the Conference North in 2012–13. They were again wound up in 2018, after manager Jon McCarthy spent all the budget at the pub."

Sivasspor sounds like an antibiotic resistant infection anyway