Honey Honey

But how many goals has he scored this season

It's a Rafa team so I don't think what we are at the minute is entertaining for the neutral either. You could call it grinding out wins but I think it's more of a case of that is what we are set up for rather than it being some hard push, they seem more comfortable doing it this way than you'd expect of a team grinding out a win. We are compact with the occasional bit of class from Merino, Ritchie and Atsu. From a neutral point of view Rafa only had 1 entertaining football season at Liverpool, when Torres was shit hot. I'd say we are an obviously lesser talented version of what Liverpool were in other seasons than that one under Rafa. We will play chess not football. I enjoy it because it has been a long long time since I've gone to Premier League games thinking we've got a shot and we've got a group of players who are a team and playing for us with heart. Probably for the first time since Cabaye left in January 2014. All that being said our players aren't the greatest so I'd expect we will even out to end up somewhere between 14th and 10th.

A God already. Everyone's favourite player. If he keeps going the way he is he'll move to a top 4 club for £30m within the next 18 months.

The Times claim Mike Ashley is willing to sell up for £380m that would give him a £50m profit on how much he bought it for and how much he loaned the club. Trashed the club that he took over and wants a profit for it Any mugs out there want a yoyo club for £380m

Based on that, appointing Pardew makes perfect sense now

He does, fair play to him for still coming in. The infection he got after his op must have been pretty bad. Usually spends the game on the touchline but not much today.

Them 2 should replace the two magpies as our club mascots

"The Dover area", in other words trying to get out of the country

Ok, see you there

Greyhound it

They know who it is, Donald Trump leaked as much this morning

Newcastle Falcons play Saracens in Philadelphia for a league game tomorrow. Get yourself there @Saturdays Are For The Boys

C for Cunt

@Stan

Yeah, unless tfl had delays (including the one's they don't bother telling you about) then a 9am train at Parsons Green would have all seats taken, some people standing, but wouldn't be rammed. 15 minutes earlier and it would be people up against the doors. Maybe that is what they wanted to be able to leave a bomb without being noticed. It makes me wonder if it was actually meant to go off at Parsons Green though. I don't know if it was Wimbledon to Paddington or Wimbledon to the City, but if the latter then it would get busier after Earls Court, pass Victoria and symbolically it goes to Westminster.

Apparently the bomb didn't detonate properly, half the explosives were not activated. This could have been a lot more brutal. It's a strange target location, probably based more on the getaway which I image was at one of the earlier stops. Let's hope they can catch the cunt and any accomplices before they lash out again. There's a high chance whoever is involved will try and take lives again anyway they can before they get caught.

I would have got on at the next stop on that exact time train if it happened 3 months ago. One guy I worked with was always on that train in the same spot every time and worryingly it was the end carriage, I cannot recall if it was the very first carriage or the very last. This bomb just happened in the last carriage. God I hope there are no casualties.

lol the players have been offered lower league bonuses and a sky high cup one

Mbemba injured on international duty, possibly out for 3 months. Good job we signed a left back on deadline day... Oh hang on a minute.

I had to double take there, thought it said she was on a BMX

Sources close to unsettled Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, say he has offered no suggestion he is prepared to return to the London club and make himself available for selection. (Telegraph) Chelsea are understood to be considering suing Costa for up to £50m if he does not return to the club. (Express)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41145505 Wenger fishing so I don't have to

Loic Remy having a medical at Las Palmas