Honey Honey

The thing is you are not wrong, everything apart from Dominos and Papa John's is 1 star brink of being closed down. But at £2 for a 12 inch Pizza beggars can't be choosers.

Just found out my favourite takeaway place has 1 star for food hygiene. Would you still go? I did notice some Kebab meat on the floor last time I went.

Merino is out for 6-8 more weeks so we will be heading to the relegation zone for Christmas

Everything in Australia is upside down and everything in Wales is sideways, that's why

At this rate I might get a game.

What is with all the Harry's darn sarf? Were home counties mothers obsessed with Diana's kids in the 90s?

Wenger does look like a bag of bones

unruly bunch the Australians

Hope your house has been egged then

I'm curious to know if any of them did knock on your door? And also why little boys have your address Rolf?

Can he speak English? Communication is key at the back, it's pointless signing anyone who can't speak the lingo.

We are after a new first team keeper but any rumours are pointless at the moment due to the ongoing takeover. The level of player we can sign could dramatically go up if the new owner isn't afraid of wages like the current one is.

Colonel Sanders painted on the pitch at the world cup how tacky

Mikel Merino talking to The Guardian:

Our sponsor sounds like a rival to babestation

It just goes to show that a football kit is an advertising board on par with something on the side of a motorway

A southern cunt

He responded on Twitter to people mentioning those players by saying they didn't own the club

what a moron. Ashley got nothing but adoration until the Keegan fiasco.

dreamers, dreamers everywhere

Still haunted by the fact that Freddy Shepherd turned Roman Abramovich down because he said this was a family owned club and Mike Ashley put Sheikh Mansour off with his asking price.

TheSun who are well known for their accuracy say Rafa turned down an approach from Everton earlier this week