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Unfair comparison, this is Lukaku's first season challenging for the title

@Spike @Tanksie @Danny @Anton

Fixed it. Great news. He's had a great start to the season. Thank you Shelvey for getting sent off and opening the door to Merino

Sounds boring, maybe get Ken Barlow to be in it to raise the profile

Channel4 news did something on these fake news troll factories, I vaguely recall from about a year ago. A lot of them are click bait coming from spotty kids in the Balkans allegedly.

@VanPaddy is about as Irish as Anne Frank

Gareth Southgate has a track record of failure. Failed at Boro, failed with the U21's. The only hope we have of generating excitement at this World Cup is that we might get lucky or by sheer fluke things might click.

4 groups looking to buy the club, 3 of them have started process of due dilligence according to the Times. Amanda Staveley interested in buying Liverpool though.

Get that man a drugs test

More like we found out cockneys are immoral backward scum compared to local lads You can't drive out an owner. Shepherd never wanted to leave. John Hall chose to sell his shares to Mike Ashley because Ashley was a billionaire, nothing to do with fans wanting the board sacked for trashing the team. Hall selling his shares meant Shepherd's shares were automatically triggered. Shepherd, along with Hall, Keegan, Shearer and Robson made Newcastle a thousand times better than the club it was and significantly above the level of ordinary clubs it would have otherwise been naturally. They took it to another level.

But how many goals has he scored this season

It's a Rafa team so I don't think what we are at the minute is entertaining for the neutral either. You could call it grinding out wins but I think it's more of a case of that is what we are set up for rather than it being some hard push, they seem more comfortable doing it this way than you'd expect of a team grinding out a win. We are compact with the occasional bit of class from Merino, Ritchie and Atsu. From a neutral point of view Rafa only had 1 entertaining football season at Liverpool, when Torres was shit hot. I'd say we are an obviously lesser talented version of what Liverpool were in other seasons than that one under Rafa. We will play chess not football. I enjoy it because it has been a long long time since I've gone to Premier League games thinking we've got a shot and we've got a group of players who are a team and playing for us with heart. Probably for the first time since Cabaye left in January 2014. All that being said our players aren't the greatest so I'd expect we will even out to end up somewhere between 14th and 10th.

A God already. Everyone's favourite player. If he keeps going the way he is he'll move to a top 4 club for £30m within the next 18 months.

The Times claim Mike Ashley is willing to sell up for £380m that would give him a £50m profit on how much he bought it for and how much he loaned the club. Trashed the club that he took over and wants a profit for it Any mugs out there want a yoyo club for £380m

Based on that, appointing Pardew makes perfect sense now

He does, fair play to him for still coming in. The infection he got after his op must have been pretty bad. Usually spends the game on the touchline but not much today.

Them 2 should replace the two magpies as our club mascots

"The Dover area", in other words trying to get out of the country

Ok, see you there

Greyhound it

They know who it is, Donald Trump leaked as much this morning