Honey Honey

You're a dingo

I'm in absolute stitches at this gaff.

Smalling out injured, Ben Gibson (who?) called up to replace him.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39375815 Approved by the council, Wembley degrades itself even further.

Is that why I've seen a couple of games on Sky at 11am

I am exaggerating but it was on goal.com earlier that kick off times are sometimes altered for the benefit of asian viewers

Rumours that La Liga games will kick off at 7am next season so that people in Singapore can watch it on tv at a reasonable hour

You mistook tapping for touching

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/22/liverpool-investigation-alleged-tapping-stoke-city-schoolboy/ Tapping up is back.

Storts must be fuming at that score

What is the point in Toronto Wolfpack if they've only got 4 Canadian players in their squad?

Got bored 4 minutes in to Daredevil and switched to Mr Robot instead, loved it, 3 episodes in already. You have to pay attention though as it is non stop talking/plot, any distractions like your phone and when you look back up you'll be thinking "what?"

Surprised we don't have a thread yet. Fatrick Pievert's son scored his first Eredivisie goal 10 years after his father scored his last in the league.

I've just finished watching Preacher. Now I need something new. I will try Daredevil tonight but I haven't got my hopes up because I am an adult.

Did he piss on his chips?

I guess we'll find out this evening. If they kill another Townie I will roll around laughing until I get a sixpack

There's a group called the freemasons made up of the members with the lowest IQ on the site.

hurry up and trigger article 50 Theresa

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39334196 Mafia wars

I'll do staff for now, members later Rab Batard Stan Cannabis Deadlinesman Tsubasa Bluebird Hewitt

Can he add a Premier League trophy to his haul?

Usually when a horse gets injured you put them down

Some of that looks a lot like the bitter ramblings of a socially awkward outcast.

What is rarely ever mentioned about free tuition is that this is predominately used by the middle class. So whilst banging on about the plight of the poor actual resources are being allocated to the middle class kids. Get this... just recently the SNP scrapped maintenance grants for kids from poor backgrounds who go to university. I went to a Scottish university and got a letter through my door from them last year begging me to make a donation to help them provide money for poor kids. Free education or free prescriptions are not a virtue, they should be open to the scrutiny of resource allocation. Nothing is truly free. The way student loans work in England is that the individual who benefits from the education pays for it themselves through a slightly higher tax on their future productivity as they earn. No one is denied education because they can't afford tuition. The government acts as their guarantor on the debt market and use HMRC to recollect the loan. The stupidity of English tuition fees is issuing debt that won't be repaid because they are too high which means other tax payers will be chipping in to wipe the debt off in the future.

Just a lot of noise. The UK is in a debt trap. UK finances are awful, Scotland's finances are awful, the current lifestyle of the entire island is being subsidised by unborn generations productivity via the Bank of England and private bondholders. The affordability of free prescriptions is absolutely nothing in comparison to the pensions crisis coming. The arguments about being able to afford free tuition and other perks or not are just noise. Totally irrelevant to the question of independence which is solely a matter of where power lies.