Devil-Dick Willie
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You're absolutely right, I'm just not happy about it. For the record, in Japan. They're loose with the DQ rules in title matches, as the keyfabe there is that the ref won't DQ in a title match unless it creates a huge disparity. However, they're very consistent with what flies and what does not.
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The rules of wrestling are really fucking simple, they're made that way so you can fuck with an UNIMAGINABLE amount of BS, while maintaining a consistent format. Shoulders pinned for a 3 count, you lose No closed fists, weapons, low blows, face stuff. You can be DQed for non compliance. Ropes are Switzerland. You have a 5 count to comply. You have a 10 count to re enter the ring. (20 in japan) Tags are hand to hand, to someone touching your tag rope in your corner. Yet WWE and AEW fuck it up time after time. When Reigns drags Bryan onto edge Bryan starts a pin. You don't need to be conscious. I genuinely thought they were running an angle on it when I saw it live. Was disappointed that it was just the usual dumb shit. Though it would have been a dumb finish too.
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Ummm, there was a problem with the finish actually. Reigns drags bryan onto edge (or vice verca who cares) and pins both.... Daniel Bryan is the new Smackdown champion, because he pinned edge first. He should have laid them next to each other, that way neither unconscious dude is pinning the other, and he can actually pin both because all 4 shoulders are on the matt.
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Imagine Meltzer with actual nothing to say Just "ummmm, yeahhhh, right right soooooo, welllllllllll" Fuck me.
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Joe was good on commentary, he must have wanted out, the IIconics are surprising, but they weren't being used, and if one goes the other goes so if they wanted to cut Billie, they'd have to lose Peyton. They'll be the next to AEW.
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Wat.
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Good wrestlemania is an overstatement
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Blubbering sunflowers
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So it still does it? Fuck me.
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@Danny @JoshBRFC I have one question and one question only boys. in every fifa I EVER FUCKING PLAYED until 20, if you changed from "defensive, normal, attacking" or whatever, the game would push players forward/back/whatever, but keep your formation the same. This was smart. In fifa 20, if you changed mode, it would reset you to default formation. Nothing like tryna go all out attack with Bremen and having the game go "Oh by the way, your tactics for this level of aggression is 5 at the back, one up front" I understand that it might make sense in career mode or something, but in random pick up games I don't wanna edit my attacking and ultra attacking teamsheets EVERY FUCKING GAME. If that is still the case I'm not buying this fucking game.
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It was okay. I thought it was a bit rushed, and edge still can't spear, so everytime that was supposed to be a big thing me and the boys were laughing, but all in all a decent event, bar the first 2 matches.
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Drew McIntyre vs Bobby Lashley Bianca Belair vs Sasha Banks Braun Strowman vs Shane McMahon Cesaro vs Seth Rollins Bad Bunny & Damien Priest vs Miz & Morrison New Day vs AJ & Amos Womens Tag Battle Royal Iiconics Daniel Bryan vs Edge vs Roman Reigns Randy Orton vs The Fiend Big E vs Apollo Crews Asuka vs Rhea Ripley Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax vs ??? Riddle vs Sheamus
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You look much healthier.
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The cut of age in Aus looks like it will be 50. The ineffective vaccine to a not exactly deadly virus, that gives you blood clots. My toe is sore, I'll just bash it with a hammer.
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Lol never. Will Osprey and Shingo Takagi have never had a match less than 5*. So that seems a safe bet. God I hope White rips the championship from him though. Like a school yard alpha bully taking the mid tier dork busters stolen lunch money.
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Big willy is NJPW champ
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I have concluded my research into garlic. Eat that shit up boys is my conclusion.
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Oh thank fuck. It was always "I'd do this" "Stunner is the best" ect ect. Look cunt you were an average as fuck wrestler with a good lock in the right place at the right time. I still have fits of laughter every time I see his "kick" to set up the stunner.
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Austin's show is boring AF. Jericho probably realizes it's the only way to get his foot back in the WWE door.
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I think Raw, Smackdown, and NXT should all be open to roster rotation, rather than just raw and smackdown. Raw should be for cuck angles, magic zombies, alexa blisses tits and all that stuff Smackdown should be 60-40 wrestling to silly shit, a proper rival for AEW NXT should go back a bit to what it was and be near pure wrestle wrestle wrestle. American NJPW. Rotate the roster once a year.
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I was gonna send this to a mate but they're all individual panels and I can't be arsed
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Yuck Dispatch agent Naito to murder Ibushi post haste.
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SPEAK OF THE DEVIL Cody and Brandi are doing a reality tv show
