Devil-Dick Willie

Good work dickhead now it kicks off twice.

A long time ago. Well, probably around 2 years ago actually, when Max Kruse was on fire and never getting picked, I came to a realization. I don't want my teams players playing international football anyway. Playing a dozen extra games a season? Being in an environment where their compatriots can influence their potential transfer moves ALA the Barca cult and Fabregas? Getting injured in a friendly against Gibraltar? Why am I rooting for a player in my team to experience these things? Especially at clubs like Leeds and Liverpool, it's not like you need the exposure to pull new fans. Bamford and TAA getting extended holidays at seasons end rather than playing another 2 friendlies and 3 or 4 competitive games, spending an extra 6 weeks in training can only be good for your clubs.

I don't believe his match with omega was his best ever (his match with Michaels was) But he was in shape for that match, he could do all his flips and leaping moves smoothly, and he went 30 minutes or so without blowing up.

It was 80% Lows outrageously poor selection and tactics. And 15% Timo Werner. The other 5% is for Kimmich playing RB, passing the ball backwards 167 times a game. You have one of the worlds best midfielders. You play him in defense. You play a wasteful midget at striker when you have one of the best goalscorers of the modern era at home. You play Toni Kroos no matter how poor he is that year. You're Joachim Low. And you deserve to have your balls electrocuted.

I hope he chokes on his next booger.

McIED is my homie Why doesn't low play Kimmich and Goretzka in midfield. You're our agent in Dusseldorf!

Honestly surprised you have an internet connection. Hezbollah not knocked it out recently?

My subcontinental nations hierarchy India Bangladesh Sri Lanka Whoever else there is idk

I wanna just take a second to talk about the German national team. And how much Low is a fucking embarrassment at this stage. Last game played, Germany lost 6-0 to spain. With this line up -------------------------------Neuer--------------------------------- Ginter------Sule--------------------Koch------------------Max ----------Goretzka-------Gundy--------------Kroos---------- Sane---------------------Gnabry------------------------Werner Obviosuly there are some experimental aspects to this side, and it doesn't necessarily represent our best 11. But it leads me to so many questions. Why attempt to play a wonderful winger as a false 9? Why are we even trying midfield combos that aren't based around Goretzka/Kimmich, the 2 players who make up the core of the worlds best teams midfield? Why has Timo Werner been picked? At all? Lets lay it out, and I'd love to hear opinions. Goalkeepers. Neuer, Ter Stegen, Trapp. This is a no brainer. Ter Stegen is one of the best in the world, as is Neuer. Neuer is older, but thats good in a keeper and he plays every week with half the fucking team. 3rd choice is down to user taste but relatively unimportant. I like Trapp personally. Center backs. Sule is Germanys best CB IMO. But who we pair him with is the riddle. I don't think theres a perfect answer, but I think Rudiger is most likely to compliment Sule well, and he generally performs better with a better player next to him. Ginter and Tah are the other 2 I'm happiest with personally. Full backs. Big problem area IMO. On the left, I think Halstenberg is the man. I don't hate Schultz, but he's not much of a fucking defender is he? More a guy who can be an aggressive overlapper against shit teams. Right back, Kimmich is NOT THE ANSWER! He MUST play in midfield next to Goretzka. WHY WOULD YOU FUCK UP THE BAYERN PAIR? Whos the guy for the job? Klosterman? Ginter? Midfield. Goretzka and Kimmich. WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU? In front of them, we have several options. Kroos, Havertz and Gundogan. Reus and Brandt can also play in the middle, but Reus is made of bread sticks and Brandt likes to play wide. I think Gundogan is the choice here. He's on fire at city. I like having Reus and Brandt on the bench for versatility though Wide attackers. Sane and Gnabry play football week in week out with Goretzka and Kimmich. They're bot excellent and full of flair. FUCKING PLAY THEM. One each side. EZ. Brandt, Reus Havertz. These are the other options. FUCK OFF WERNER. Unless we're playing 2 up front (we wont) or we're playing fucking Slovenia or Estonia, the guy can fuck off. He's not even good as a super sub as he gets WORSE as opposition teams sit deeper. Striker. Muller. Just play the guy. Man roams, scores goals. Playing him makes it harder to play other roaming players -ie- Kai Havertz. But fuck it. He's our best hope of a consistent stream of goals and the country only seems to produce keepers and midfielders these last 10 years. Waldschmit, Volland are sadly our best actual forwards, and neither is pulling up trees. End rant.

You mean Los Ingobernables de Mexico? No. But Naito who was a member of LI formed Los ingobernables de Japon, which are one of the main 4 factions of NJPW. La Sombra was just a guest wrestler who wrestled often in the junior division.

Alister black and Andrade both got over with the mainstream crowd too. No idea why they were written off tv Would be good to have La Sombra back in NJPW

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You're an absolute whopper sometimes

Oh thats right you sad homos don't have lamingtons. They're fucking great with jam and cream in them. Hahaha got em! October last year. Though I'm a 27 year old bachelor not an old fuck with a preggo wife. I blame Uni being online.

1. A well executed Ganso bomb is safer than any flip or dive. It's still used (sparingly) today 2. Cody is a fucking egomaniac. Always was, that's why he's so good at it as a heel. Place boi is right, cody was criticized in WWE for never "grabbing the brass ring" hence this cringe match. But because Cody wasn't gonna win it he needed some special shine. 3. It's 7.30 AM in kangaroo land. I was asleep

It's a very real thing sometimes man. Review your behavior post such situations ( but don't over analyze, just ensure you weren't creepy/flirty) and focus on other aspects of your life!

Jerk of twice a day. Don't make scenarios in your head. You have a woman. Never touch another, even if invited, even if it's a slight gesture. Anything beyond a handshake is gonna put shit in your head

Dis gon be gud

The guy has done everything in wrestling. Given everything to wrestling, and contrary to belief, doesn't hate everyone under 100kgs. He loves the UE boys, and Fin Balor for example. The things he dislikes are generally quite reasonable. Yeah, he's old fashioned, but I do think you need that opinion around.

"People remember the finish" VKM Also, Christian has never been a draw. And he's wrong side of 40.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR68GOc2GUM Link to Cornettes prediction and tales. He hit the nail on the fucking head so hard.

I'm in stitches. Actual stitches. The best part, other than how stupid this whole fucking thing was, and Excalibur popping for Gilbergs pyro, is that Cortnette, the hated one. CALLED IT. He did an entire 30 minute spiel on how historically silly matches like this go tits up, he spoke about an electrified cage match in impact that was dogshit, and an exploding cage match where because of misfiring pyro, the wrestlers had to pretend the cage would burn them ect ect. He said shit like this isn't worth the risk of looking dumb and that too much could go wrong. But what does he know?

You need more carbs.