Carnivore Chris

I've gotta get the papers, get the papers. @Cicero

@El Profesor

He has tremendous natural talent in terms of skill and dribbling ability, but his end product is woeful and he's very inconsistent. Not to mention, all it takes is a gust of wind and he's injured and he has a poor attitude on top of that. For me, it's time to get rid if possible. His contract also runs out next year and it doesn't seem like he has any desire to renew. With Fati back and looking physically in great shape, the signing of Depay and Collado deserving to step up to the first team, it's probably for the best to get rid of Dembèlè. He needs a chance. It's time to prioritise La Masia and bringing in young talent like Pedri and Dest, and get rid of the deadwood. It also helps bringing in a bit of experience like Agüero, as he's not being brought in as first choice, but more to add depth and experience like Larsson back in the mid-00s. The problem at Barcelona isn't a lack of young talent, but the economic problems, which could lead some of these young players in leaving the club. But if hadn't been for the erratic transfer policy under Bartomeu, spending ridiculous amounts of money on crap, then the problem wouldn't be as severe in the first place. La Masia is among the best youth set ups in world football and is proven to produce success. That along with bringing in some top scouts to find young talent is the way forward for the club for me.

I wish this advert would die of AIDS.

I'll have to give that a watch mate.

She probably would do these days as I don't drink too much anymore . Not only that, but she drinks whiskey for breakfast

Yeah we'll do it if it's still possible by then.

Let's go then nudge

I will do if I get around to it mate. But at the same time I might even go to Portugal if it's not too much of a farce to do so. As it stand though it is, which is why going somewhere in this country would make more sense at this point.

I'll probably just go on a mission everywhere as I do . Yeah, he's done well for himself, but I might not even go and see him although I'm definitely considering a few days in London next month, why not?

I'm thinking of popping to London for a few days in mid-late June. This job I'm working on currently will be finished around then so instead of jumping straight onto another job, I might as well have a week off before going onto the other job I have lined up. I've recently received the 4th government self employed grant(about time I received one!) and a tax return is on its way, so I might aswell get away for a few days. I was thinking Portugal but it seems too much of a ballache to travel there right now, so it would make sense to just stay in England. I could even go and see a cousin, who has recently bought a 900 grand apartment down there(the cunt works for bloomberg) although it depends on how busy he'll be around that period. I've been to London before but not actually seen many of the sites, etc so I might as well jump on the train down there since it's only a 2 hour 45 minute journey. @Danny, @Stan

I went up here today and saw 2 ospreys for the first time. I was very lucky. Apparently they nest up there now! I also didn't realise how big they were. Definitely bigger wingspan than as Buzzard.

That was in Morecambe rather than Blackburn. It's not too far from me and someone I know lives in that area. It's honestly nothing new anymore though unfortunately. https://www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/news/crime/two-men-to-face-crown-court-over-alleged-bloodbath-machete-street-fight-in-morecambe-3232532

Why is it? The guy tried to get away without paying them for doing work.

Either way, I've had it today, you don't even feel a slight prick and there is no pin prick sized mark like with other jabs. I even turned up 35 mins early and was seen straight away. Very professional and quick.

But how do you know that you won't have a kid in a years time and that kid is born deformed, for example? (not claiming that will be the case but it's just an example) It's such a new substance that nobody knows what the long term effects could potentially be. So there's nothing wrong with being wary. It's very new. I'm no conspiracy theorist, I'm just being realistic.

I'm going for mine on Wednesday. What's funny, is I'm having it done in a health innovations centre on the uni campus which I was working on in all of 2019, until the beginning of Feb in 2020. I just got invited now and had the choice of going anytime between 9:00-20:00 on any day starting from tomorrow until the end of next week. I'm weary as fuck about it though as it's such a new substance. Nobody actually knows what it could do to you in the long term, let's be honest. We are practically guinea pigs but since you'll need it for a "vaccine passport" that's the only reason why I'm taking my chances. Otherwise I'd rather wait a few years personally.

It's brilliant that tune. But it would better if they got Kool G Rap, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Nas, Redman and Method man on it. Eminem as well actually and Black Thought. I wouldn't be surprised if they did more in the future.

Also 50 MCs on one track! @JoshBRFC, @6666, @Dr. Gonzo

4 of the GOATs still killing it today. @JoshBRFC

Yeah, he was suspected of being linked to the cartels a while back.

Rafa Marquez looks like he's going to return to the club, to train the youngsters. A good addition to the back room staff. I always rated Rafa Marquez. At his best he was definitely superior than Pique.

I'm thinking of going up to Leighton Moss tomorrow. It's a huge nature reserve(mainly birds, but also red deers, otters and an abundance of other animals), I've been flirting with the idea for a while as I haven't been since I was a kid but the amount of species up there is unreal. I even remember seeing a Bittern up there, which is one of Britain's rarest birds. There are alsorts up there and plenty of birds of prey, including Ospreys, which is a bird I've never seen before as they mainly stuck to the lake District back then(although it's not far from the lakes to be fair).

Ave rapaz: raptor Alcatraz Atlántico: Northern gannet Cormorán Grande: great cormorant Cormorán Moñudo: great Shah Pelícano común: great White pelican Avetorillo Común: little bittern Garceta común: little egret Garceta Grande: great egret Garza Real: grey heron Garza Imperial: purple heron Cigüeña Negra: black stork Cigüeña Blanca: White stork Grulla Común: common crane Espátula Común: Eurasian spoonbill Ansar Común: greylag goose Barnacla Cariblanca: barnacle goose Ánade Azulón: Mallard Cisne Real: mute swan Cisne Negro: black swan Focha Común: Eurasian coot Gallineta Común: Common moorhen Somormujo lavanco: great crested grebe Ostrero Euroasiático: Eurasian Oystercatcher Avefría Europea: Northern lapwing Zarapito Real: Eurasian Curlew Gaviota Reidora: black headed gull Gaviota Sombría: lesser black backed gull Gavión Atlántico: Great black backed gull Charrán Común: common tern Charrán Ártico: Arctic tern Frailecillo Atlántico: Atlantic Puffin Lechuza común: barn owl Búho Real: eagle owl Cárabo Común: Tawny owl Búho Chico: long eared owl Búho Campestre: short eared owl Abejero Europeo: honey buzzard Milano Negro: black kite Águila Rapaz: Tawny eagle Esmerejón: Merlin Alcotán Europeo: Eurasian hobby Codorniz Común: common quail Faisán Vulgar: common pheasant Cuco Común: common cuckoo Paloma Torcaz: Wood Pigeon Paloma Bravía: Rock dove Tórtola Turca: Eurasian collared dove Tórtola Europea: Turtle dove Pico Picapinos: great spotted woodpecker Pico Menor: spotted woodpecker Pito Real: Green woodpecker Vencejo Común: common swift Avión Común: House Martín Avión Zapato: Sand Martin Golondrina Común: barn swallow Lavandera Blanca: White wagtail Cochín Común: winter wren Petirrojo Europeo: European robin Mirlo Común: black Bird Zorzal Común: song thrush Herrerillo Común: blue Tit Herrerillo Capuchino: crested tit Carbonero Común: great tit Carbonero Garrapinos: coal tit Mito: long tailed tit Trepador Azul: nuthatch Pinzón Vulgar: chaffinch Verderón Común: greenfinch Jilguero Europeo: goldfinch Jilguero Lúgano: siskin Estornino Pinto: starling Arrendajo Euroasiático: Eurasian jay Corneja Negra: carrion Crow Grajilla Occidental: jackdaw Nevermind me, just some new vocabulary of bird names that I've learnt in Spanish, which I want to copy over from my phone to tablet and this was the quickest way .