Carnivore Chris

I've been bitten by: Dog Monkey Parrot Female human Midgey Mosquito Horse fly Flea Now spider Stung by: Wasps Attacked by: Swans Geese Scratched by: Cat Scared the fuck out by: Fox(running out in front of me while while cycling) Deer(ran out of the bushes and nearly took me out at 5 in rhe morning while fishing. Mouse: randomly running around my tent once.

Or Luis Suárez might have crept in at night..

Definitely a spider. What do you think? @nudge

I was bitten the other day off something, maybe when asleep or while putting my tshirt on, I'm unsure. Either way, it has puffed out, swelled up and become painful after like 5 days. The thing is, they are 2 fang marks, which means it can only be a spider. Only I can get bitten off a spider in the UK. The problem is, I hate phoning the doctors..it takes 10 hours to get through and then they will either tell you to take a picture and send it to them or go to a chemist(how professional), then the pharmacist will tell you you need to see a GP. I've had it all before and I end up just going to A&E when something worsens.

I don't mean in that sense. England should be playing attacking possession football, but at the same time you need to be more agressive and shithouse a little bit. All World Cup winners or sides who go far have a little bit of this to their game.

I was going to say "why would you want to watch such an awful team?", but then I realised that you were referring to the women's team and not the men's, so I'll let you off .

The big issue in this regard for me is that you have say, Mexico facing Argentina and Mexico's manager is Tata Martino, who is Argentine, it just doesn't work in that regard. England vs Portugal in the final with Mourinho as England manager. Both teams shithouse through the game, England win on pens, then Mourinho runs up the pitch celebrating Portugal's loss. @Machado

Diego Simeone

Apart from Scaloni, who has just won the World Cup, most managers who manage at international level have experience in managing at club level. If English managers aren't given chances off bigger clubs in the Premier League, it makes it much more difficult to find the correct candidate. The fact is, in reality, top English managers are unfortunately a rarity so for this, it would probably make sense to bring in a foreign one, especially if they have managed in the Prem and fancy a crack at international football. England just won the fair play award, nobody who wins the tournament wins the fair play award, think about it. You need to be more ruthless.

German managers get chances at big German clubs though. It's alright saying employ an English manager but your club doesn't.

Neville as well. Worst pundit of alltime. Awful.

Why not just go on the airline sites, such as easyjet or jet2, book the flights separately through there and then find accommodation via booking.com? You can always find something on there.

@Berserker vs @Spike, @Toinho, @Devil-Dick Willie, @Harry and @Danny

That was ridiculous skill by Neymar. It's pretty clear Messi and himself are currently the best 2 footballers in Europe right now. By a distance too. The French league obviously isn't the greatest, but then they are also playing in a team who don't have an identity or style of play, meaning they are practically doing everything. It'd be interesting to see what the 2 would be like under Pep Guardiola, playing with Cancelo, de Bruyne, Haaland, etc, and in a team that win 5-0 more than anyone else. There's been alot of quality around like Haaland, Lewandowski, de Bruyne, Valverde, even Mbappe himself, but none of them are playing on the allround level that Messi and Neymar are currently playing on, for both club and country, especially Messi, who has been a bit more consistent. Barcelona wouldn't be in the Europa now if they still had those 2, or even one of them. Funnily enough Messi, Lewandowski and Neymar would be the oldest front 3 in Europe, but still the most deadly.

I've never owned an xbox machine ever. The first ever console/computer I remember playing on was the Commodore 64 and short after, the Sega Master System and then after that, the Megadrive. I then had a Sega Saturn, but the PlayStation was better, so I ended up with one of those. Anyway, since the PlayStation 1, I've had 2, 3 and 4. I've always been a Sony Man since their first console. However, I'm seriously considering the Xbox Series X this time instead of the PS5. What do you think? @Bluebird Hewitt. I won't get it until around March sort of time though. Microsoft and Nintendo are consoles I had never owned previously, but now I have a Nintendo Switch, maybe it's time for a change in terms of the main console? Also how fucking brilliant is this? @Stan and @Lucas will be sat there thinking "I remember going down that Red alley".

Oh yeah, you actually mentioned that. Well, if you ever decide to go back to see more of them, you will have to let me know.

Croatia looks amazing, but then all of Southern Europe is. Only 3 weeks now until Tenerife. I've also decided I'm going to pop over to la Gomera for the day since it's only an hour on the ferry. Did you visit la Gomera @nudge? That and Fuerteventura are actually the 2 Canary Islands that fascinate me the most.

I had a coke sesh at the end of last year when about 40 of us went out for Christmas in town, then to the local pub. A bunch of us were working on a building site together and have known each other since school days(even though most were older than me) then it ended up being hijacked by aload more people. Before you know it, I'm in my mates kitchen, who I hadn't chilled with in years, sniffing lines at 6am. But other than that, I stay away from it now other than once every other year, if that. MDMA days and crazy weekend sessionsnare long long gone haha.

I'm not too sure as I haven't read too much into him in all honesty. All I know is that El Salvador has gone from the country with the highest homicide rate to 0 murders a day. His methods are pretty extreme though. I wouldn't want to be in an El Salvadorian jail right now.

Funnily enough, porn is the first thing that pops into to my head when I hear the word Germany.

@nudge will have him in court for copyright.

Not when @Spike is back visiting though

@nudge @El Profesor September in el Salvador has been registered as their safest month on record. People in more developed countries have heavily criticised his treatment of the gangs in jails, but these are young men that literally terrorise that country to the point where everyone who lives there are affected and living in fear by it. El Salvador has(or was) always in the top 2/3 for homicide rates so this has made the fella hugely popular in the Latin American world. He also looks like Higuain