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Fuck them. Hope they'll get completely annihilated in the Champions League and Bundesliga next season. That said, they do play good football.

Yeah, saw enough of that (or similar) in Thailand and Cambodia...

Jesus fucking Christ.

I have some acquaintances living in Palawan; it's gorgeous.

None, get it sorted locally on your own when you arrive; it's easy and usually much cheaper. Unless you know it's so busy that it's going to be sold out, then by all means book it in advance. In that case I prefer contacting the company which offers the tour directly though.

haha either wrong dose so not enough for you to pass out, or they were just nasty fucks and did it for amusement (yes, there are plenty of sad cunts who'd do it)...

To steal their belongings, maybe? Happens quite often here in shady beach bars.

This was a reference to reddit's "you have been banned from r/Pyongyang" meme

And so it's official: Welcome to Bremen! A solid option for our midfield, hard-working, experienced and down-to-earth player, and with a transfer fee of 1.2 million there's no risk at all. In other news, Santi García will miss his last ever match for Werder due to some muscular issues. Zlatko Junuzovic has been named our new captain!

You are now banned from the Schland! thread

Best language, best sayings, best beer

Was du heute kannst besorgen, das verschiebe stets auf morgen - denn was du heute kannst erleben, kann dir morgen keiner geben!

Absolutely, nothing wrong with it.

Yep, and I really hope he'll be successful with us for years to come. He did well after taking over, and this Rückrunde was something special; I hope we can build on it now and get back to where we were a decade ago. Darmstadt's Jerome Gondorf will apparently be our first signing this summer for the new season.

Brilliant news, new contract for Alex Nouri!

Just go alone, it's the best either way. You can meet people along the way, especially at your age bracket it shouldn't be a problem at all.

Understandable decision not to offer him a new contract, but a player from their own youth setup who spent 15 years at the club certainly deserves a proper farewell instead of a half-arsed press statement?... Mia san mia, eh....

such a promising player with a career ruined by injuries completely...

Santi Garcia is set to leave the club in the summer after being unable to reach an agreement with the club for a new contract. All the best, and thanks for those 4 years!

So no strip club then? When's the wedding, next weekend?

haha, that looks idiotically fun What else did you do? I've never been to a hen party.

Just get drunk again fast enough and that sneaky hangover won't stand a chance

Yeah, and it would certainly be fun to receive a visit from the local police who would probably give me a hefty fine of 2.5$

Trust me, you don't want to listen to it the "music" and "singing" would still be tolerable if it wasn't for the bass levels, it's unbearable. My windows and bed are actually vibrating I'm so tempted to put Rammstein on full volume in the middle of the night once they're all sleeping...

Jesus, they've set up a party tent about 50 meters away from my house and are celebrating somebody's birthday. That means out of tune live music and piss poor singers for the rest of the evening on a 100 dB sound system.