Storts

Alright yeah mate - getting there. Been crushing the driver and irons working well, but short game definitely a bit shaky. Need to get out in the putting green this weekend

It was torrential rain Stan - no smiles

Wet one on the golf course on Sunday

Never heard of her

@CaaC (John) if it makes you feel any better John - you’re the best newbie we’ve had in a decade

This is a bloody sensational read

Yes - you can't do what City and Chelsea did now - not so quickly.

Can't do it the same way as Chelsea and Man City now though thanks to FFP

Another dark day for football. Another horrible regime taking over our game and being celebrated for it.

Should have gone with the "my mug" shouldn't I Tommy

Teso used to get a bit jealous when I shared my pics with other guys. Ha what were you expecting? Not anymore honestly just naturally broad, used to be a swimmer when I was younger hence the shoulders, it’s definitely not all muscle though, let myself go a bit. Isolation is a killer for the lack of exercise hating it - been going for some runs but running for the sake of it is really not my thing.

I'm a chameleon

Since it’s probably been years since I posted a pic - heres a simpler one of times before the lockdown, and a nice quarantine selfie for you

Less than the going rate round here

Kane will be available for it

Barkley is 26?! Hardly a youngster Who is our best player?

Mourinhos press conferences are great to be fair, he’s very amusing

I actually disagree with you slightly. The ludicrous thing wasn’t not getting a striker in January, price inflated, nobody decent available. Nobody we wanted long term. The problem is not addressing it in the summer or the one before. It’s a failure of forward planning and this is absolutely a problem of our own making but the chairman and board Although to have two key players breaking their arm in single season is really bad luck

Not a chance. We never turn up at the bridge and now we have no goalscorers at all. Easy chelsea win, they love this game

Season over now. We have zero goal threat. Our only consistent scorers now done for the year

Read this just isn’t true. UEFA have a pretty watertight case, it’s why they took so long putting it together. Let’s be honest we all know they’re guilty. Those sponsorship deals are a sham and whatever you think of FFP the rules have clearly been broken

My West Ham mates rave about Rice. But they're utter pony as a team, so it's hard to say. They're convinced he's heading to City though. Personally never been impressed. Dier was equally as good and had the same hype when he broke through as a defender playing DM...and look where he is now.

Only got a year and a bit left on his deal. Tie him down now, the lad is class