CaaC (John)

Alan Ritchson shits all over Cruise as Reacher, end of the story. Watched the series Killing Floor 3 times and it's the nearest story to the book going, it's full of action and has its funny parts where Reacher could not fit a guy he killed into the boot of a car so he broke the dead guy's leg and hooked it over his body, and that bit IS mentioned in the book. Ritchson IS REACHER

His next book will be published on October the 25th this year, our son has bookmarked it for me as an early Christmas pressie. I like the idea now he is letting his son Andrew co-write novels with him, the legacy of Reacher will now live on.

Paid a wee visit to our daughters and were welcomed by the cats Puddin & Banana Bobbie.

Oh well, thought I would give it a shot I like this one though.

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Our daughters walk with her pal around Arthurs Seat, Edinburgh, then taking wee Kaiden swimming after school.

You trying to turn this thread into the (Ladies) FEET Thread Mark 2?

Sitting with the wife last night reminiscing years ago when we first met when I was in the army military hospital in Germany and she remembers the bit I told her about catching a guy out with a prank, she had a good laugh about it, again. It happened to be that they admitted a guy in who had put his fist through a window over a girl and ripped his hand apart which needed stitching and that was about it but he was an attention seeker, always crying and wanting a nurse to either console him or if he wanted a pee and needed a pee bottle. The thing was he could have easily got out of his bed and went himself but NO, he wanted a nurse to hold his willie while he had a pee (look at the spoiler for the bottle we used in those days made out of hard cardboard). Me and the other guys in our ward go pissed off with his crying and moaning and keeping us awake so I decided to act one night, I was in bed recovering from a fractured skull, broken jaw, and a broken arm and leg, etc, he was fast asleep so I crawled out of my bed towards his bed and got his pee bottle sitting on the side of the bed and then I stuck big pin holes in the bottle all over and crawled back to bed. Sure enough, he woke up crying and calling for a nurse he wanted a pee, sure enough, the nurse came, held the bottle on his willie and he started to have a pee then there was mayhem as the nurse and he was yelling as pee was squirting all over the place, it was like watching a water fountain, I slept well that night.

Jose Mourinho told Dele Alli he was "f***ing lazy" to his face in damning assessment