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Where's he going to go? Chelsea don't want him. Bayern don't want him. PSG don't want him.

Curtis Jones is only on £7,500-a-week?

Clowns.

Seems people on social media are convinced on who it was. Accused usually means a charged is being brought. Think they are only bringing in said footballer for questioning.

The Bear A young, talented and highly acclaimed executive chef comes back home to take over his brother’s failing Chicago restaurant after his brother tragically kills himself. Fantastic.

What we know for sure is that De Ligt and Sterling are progressing. Deals should be reached soon if not already. (Probably the most important these two get done ASAP) Nathan Ake still in the works. Jonathan Clauss and Maxwell Cornet being linked as our back up wingback options.

Stan's Mom's bewbs.

Mental figures.

What's the deal with this Cassidy Hutchinson witness?

Sex is cool and all, but did you ever fart that fixed an itch in your arse?

Still hilariously relevant after all these years.

Tbh I would be surprised if we ever even sign someone.

Love big Pete but his position has become rather redundant with Marina gone. He served as an intermediary between Lampard/Tuchel and Marina and as far as any other responsibilities its anyone's guess. Personally glad Boehly as come in and cleaned house immediately. Suspect they want to lay the foundations of their vision as soon as possible, so I don't mind all these changes. Time will tell how it works out.

There are conflicting reports but the lowest Mane would be earning at Bayern is £250,000kpw. Don't think Liverpool would ever consider that for a 30 year old. Much like what I said regarding Rudiger's departure, this next contract will ultimately be his last big one. He's already won everything at Liverpool and given everything so there really isn't any issue with him doing what ever feasible to get the best deal for himself and family.

England's attack will always be unbalanced considering there are zero direct players and England's midfield will always be a weak spot given Rice isn't a traditional holding DM which would allow England to play a back 4.

Something wrong?

I thought the actions between him and Raiola the summer of 2021 when he had a year left on his deal was so, so condescending towards United and United fans. RIP and all that but Raiola was everything wrong with modern football.

As well as Bruce Buck. Boehly cleaning house quick.

The Pogmentary is interesting…

Romano said yesterday that the priority, above all else, is moving Lukaku on. Boehly won me then and there.

Its a very much one in one out type of deal now. Too many attackers on big wages. Lukaku out means Sterling in. Ziyech/Werner/Pulisic out means Dembele in.

The best thing United have done in the past 10 years was not renewing this absolute clown. Paul Pogba filmed complaining about Man Utd's latest contract offer | 'They offered me nothing'

Close to signing 18 year old American GK Gabriel Slonina. £10m and will be loaned back to finish the MLS season.

Bill Maher is as neutral as you could possibly get. He's against a lot of popular left wing movements so I will disagree to notion he has basic liberal views.