Bluewolf

Great stuff... did you ever come off?? normally once bitten by the biking bug people don't often stray from that path until personal circumstances or serious injury dictate otherwise...

Quality that is... Would love to test myself with something like that

Type 2 The Motocross or Rally Bike as it is sometimes known... Here we ramp up the stakes a bit with this all terrain terror... The Rally Car for bikers... Mostly comes under 'Thrill Seeker' heading even the lower powered versions of these ( 125cc ) can pack a decent punch if used for the intended purpose.. Great for tarmac, grass, hills, fields, streams.. you name it this beauty can probably climb it or cross it if you have the nerve that is.. nothing better than giving it full throttle on an uphill and sliding that back wheel out on muddy corners.. A great bit of kit if you often find yourself being pursued by the law.. Need to be a bit on the leggy or tall side though to own one these as they come high off the ground and you may find yourself on tip toes at the lights or leaning the back over to get a solid foot on the floor, also a great degree of physical flexibility is required as these things require your full focus when on rough or uneven ground.. great for everyday use and open faced peaked helmet as there is no shame in owning one of these.. temptation to pull a wheelie at the lights is very high with this.. Speed - Great breakaway speed and depending on the bike power is normally sustainable Fuel Consumption - Probably get about 70-80 miles on one tank Street Cred - Decent, people are probably happy to associate with you after working hours Thrill Factor - Medium to High depending on use.. A ride down the shops is just a right or left turn away from an off road romp.. Danger Level - Medium, good riders know how to handle a bike like this but tumbles and falling off is inevitable at some point in off road pursuits but don't cry about it, take the knocks and get straight back on or trade it in for a scooter you pussy! When I was about 18 I used to have a mate that owned a 250cc Yamaha one of these and one night while a whole bunch of us were at the White Hart pub in Chessington celebrating someones birthday he rocked up on it and asked if I could go give him a hand for bit to move something heavy from his shed so I jumped on the back and he showed off a bit by giving it full throttle and wheelied it on the spot and then promptly overturned it backwards and we came crashing to the floor much to everyone's amusement.. All I remember was the sudden thud on my helmet as it hit the floor and then looking over at my mate who was half laying on me and the bike half on him and he said " are you ok " and we both burst out laughing... We used it over the fields and if you crashed it he would be more concerned about you than his bike... He used to say he can always replace bike parts but couldn't replace a person.. great bloke who I have sadly lost touch with over time

Obviously I will be focusing on the two wheeled variety... So lets start with some basics... The Motorbike Keyring Often underestimated about what this tells you about a person and how and what they like to ride.. And here I am not talking about someone who often gets their bunch of keys out and casually throws them on the desk hoping you will notice the Harley Logo even though they probably don't actually own a bike at all!! I am talking about a proper keyring for bike owners.. Type 1 For ladies about town and men who lack the balls to have it out with the missus about getting a proper bike only to be beaten down and buying the 'sensible choice' Mostly used for A to B journeys.. work and back or a quick trip down the shops, always pushed round the side of the house hoping no-one sees you get on it. Normally arrives early for work and leaves later than everyone else for the same reasons.. Once helmet is on however you can pretend you are riding a Harley. You can also ignore those kids laughing at you near the crossing because it's unlikely that anyone will recognize you anyway under those thick 'sensible' goggles Speed - You will have a hard time keeping up with old people on more powerful Mobility scooters and probably get cut up by skateboarders a lot Fuel Consumption - Can go for miles and miles on 50p's worth of fuel... Street Cred - You will have less than Kayne West Thrill Factor - About as much to look forward to climbing on that as you would trying to scale an 8 foot electric fence Danger Level - More a danger to others than yourself, bike is likely to crumple and break in pieces on impact with a plastic street cone, still if danger looms then just put your feet down and stand up straight and let the bike roll on and take the hit...

Some nice pictures there Nudge... This one amused me when I saw it...

Sad really that this still goes on in the world in places... always will be grateful for the freedoms we enjoy

One of the better aspects of social media... got to hand it to her for being brave enough to try and escape in the first place and thanks to this getting out and attracting this much interest will mean it can't be hushed up with no-one knowing what was going on..

Yea, read that earlier... she was worried sending her back would basically pass her a death sentence... just caught the gist of it but never read the full article... sounds like it's going to end a little better for her now though

I will take a closer look at that tomorrow when my eyes are a little more focused.. looks really good

So glad that shift is over... never felt so knackered, feeling so tired I might even nod off before 9 at this rate

Toe-tally... Don't think I would be overly impressed if my missus started walking all over my Sunday dinner squashing my spuds ( although I may be thinking of a different fetish altogether there ) Don't the Japanese do that thing where they eat Sushi off naked women laying on tables??

Anyone else seen 'Ray Donovan' My sister suggested it to me so have given the first series a watch... pretty decent

Merry Christmas all!!!

It happens.... I will do my best to ask for some next time I have a Steak... or might ask the missus to knock some up to try..

Can't say I have ever tried Peppercorn Sauce....

Nice... I normally go for the chunky chips, mushroom ( big one ) and a fried tomato half... or, the chunky chips, mushroom, tomato, peas and onion rings combo.. Like my Steak well done though... don't really want to be listening to it still mooing out the back while I am eating...

All that chaos surrounding the Gatwick Drone incident and now after dragging some poor bloke and his missus through the mud in the media and then letting them go with no charges after being held for 36 hours is fucking appalling... Their names and faces should never have been released to the press until they were 100% sure they were guilty of something.. Some reports are now saying there may not even have been a drone in the first place.. What a cluster fuck all round...

She is growing up so quickly...

Giving a woman a foot rub or a relaxing massage is ok but licking between the toes/toe sucking etc is not on my list of desirable erotic must do's... I would put running through nettles naked or dressing up as a deer in the lion enclosure up the zoo ahead of that... There are far more fascinating/erotic/sexy areas to visit on a womans body than being down where the shoes have just been kicked off...

Yea.. highly recommended

Class that is... Even got Red Dwarf on there.. that must have taken a hell of a long time to complete

Should watch the new one then mate... bit of a twist in that area.. He was a right drama queen in the original, causing all the trouble and then running off blaming others..

Lost In Space... Old and New

Yea mate, you don't need to be putting yourself through all that... Highly likely you will not get chance to hook up with anyone either...