Bluewolf

Really... Video it and post it on here or it never happened... you know the rules I want to see if you can make me laugh in a non sarcastic way for a change... Seriously though good luck with that... bet your arse will shrink to the size a sultana when you step out there... No Racist or Homophobic stuff either...

Sorry to hear that Stan... never nice when that happens We have a bloke that works up in the office, a decent bloke as well, bit of an old fashioned common sense down to earth type, We always stop and have a chat in the mornings but he was having some trouble with his back a few weeks ago and then he was off for a bit as he told me he was going to have a scan to find out what was wrong and he has not been back since.. I spoke to one of his team as I assumed it was because of his back but turns out they have found cancer and he is undergoing treatment currently.. It's being kept on the low key at the moment but I must get round to visiting him at some point.. bit gutting to hear

Well I would, however to complicate matters here is the current situation I face... The other half with her bad neck and back is not an option ( although she will always volunteer herself ) which is a shame because we do some of our best stuff together on things like this, two heads are better than one when it comes to problems or inspiration/ideas etc, and that of course her head being better than my one if you listen to all the tosh she comes out to her mates down the pub.. My Daughter is expecting again ( due September ) and is currently cramming her Health & Beauty course at College so her time is well and truly tied up. My Son who lives at home is currently on some 6 month ( see if you are up to the next level of promotion ) thing so his time is also well taken up as well which basically leaves me and Leelah ( who always wants to help Grandad ) at every available opportunity.. And as much as I love my Grand Daughter there is only so much work I will be able to palm off onto a 2.5 foot midget... At the end of the day it's just me... I don't know how I got suckered into this, maybe my old age is allowing people to take advantage but I have definitely been left holding the baby on this one...

Well it started off as a simple outdoor Playhouse replacement for Leelah but since my daughter has gotten over involved I now have a bit of a major job on my hands... The whole thing is obviously designed to suck all the loose change right from the bottoms of the corners of my pockets, you know the ones with fluff on them issued in 1974.. I will try and get some pictures up as I go with it along with how much the whole thing sets me back.. I will be intrigued myself and will be able to use it as my baseball bat to smash that home run when she is on one of her "What have you ever done for me" emotional rants.. The Playhouse has already arrived this morning and had to help the driver with that because they only sent one and he did not look the fittest of people if I was being honest.. He was puffing and sweating when I answered the door to him and he only had to walk up 2 steps to get there.. lol

Off for 12 days now.. hoping the weather stays semi decent so I can get the garden project out the way while I am off Strange that I am taking 12 days off of work to come home and do 12 days worth of work in the garden... Normally when I am off I try to do the least amount possible

Ours is at the bottom of the garden... I often tell the kids to go and give it a shake when they need something, like when they make those off the cuff comments like "Dad let's get a new shed" quickly followed by "Let's get some decking and Artificial grass as well" Yea, don't worry kids, I will just poo the money out my bumhole and we can go and buy all them things no worries...

Yeah, fuck off Soccer Aid, No way I am giving up an hours pay...

It's just all a mess at the moment... With the World Cup on top of that and some players being allowed to return back to training later depending on how some do and still no clear decision on the Management front just screams another messy season ahead.. How we can hope to pin down players on extending contracts when we can't even make a decision on what Manager is going to be in charge or for that matter get any new players to come and play for the club is beyond me.. We are becoming the new Arsenal... Below par in ambition and below par in performances... We are like a headless chicken... Laughable.. except I am not laughing

They said 4pm today for us and there was a bit of thunder but nothing else so far... Just as well though I had loads to get done in the garden today

So Cardiff get an Amber rain warning then @Bluebird Hewitt Forecast is for 48 hours of solid rain and storms, They expect shed loads of flooding, I suppose all the local leisure centres will be closed for the duration when them farmers bring all the sheep in and put them under lock and key..

Yea it was a bit of a sad tale to be honest....

Maybe he is just into your riffs mate...

Cockerpoo's or Poo Poms or whatever they are bloody called are not proper dogs mate...

Yea but Liverpool are playing attractive fast flowing attacking football these days that's why anyone with even the smallest brain cell will not join us or United if they value their freedom to express themselves on the pitch...

Been trying to get some stuff finished in the garden yesterday and today while I am off but it's been raining pretty much most of it.. I was out there while it was light rain but now it's got a bit silly I have had to come in and dry off... I am currently sitting by the Koi pond having some toast and coffee listening to that rain coming down and thunder in the distance.. The rain forcing me into chill mode and there is nothing I can do about it.. Such a relaxing way to spend some time off...

Like a Spitfire taking on 4 bombers..

Amazing stuff... The fact it knows no fear either when attacking larger birds and the way it tucks it's wings in to gain maximum speed, what I wouldn't give for that kind of speed and eyesight..

You come out with some bizarre and random stuff sometimes... Are you like that when you are out socializing??? I can imagine you just looking over at someone randomly at the bar and telling them you hope they slip over on the pissy floor in the bog and crack their head open or something...

We had that Saturday night. Everywhere you looked their was lightning flashing and the feint rumblings of thunder but ours faded to nothing in the end which was disappointing... Did you point out his error or just say thanks??

What the fuck!!