Bluewolf

This rat is bigger than a cat - 9GAG We are going to need a bigger Rat Trap!!

There was talk a couple of years back about trying to make it illegal to smoke in your own back yard over here... Might get to the stage where little underground smoking pubs are needed like when prohibition was around but for smokers...

Really?? that's surprising, you can't do that here now, you have to go outside for a smoke and some of the bigger pubs have special smoking areas with seating and heating etc but it's all outside..

And cinemas... if you looked up you could see the projection light going to the screen there was so much smoke in the air..

I couldn't afford a pipe... we were poor

Yea.. back in the day you could smoke anywhere, At your desk, on the bus, while you were doing a job etc.. just anywhere you fancied really there were no rules then... You used to get sent to the local off licence by your mum to pick up fags and they served you even though you were only 10 years old... it was either that or have the embarrassment of watching her walk up there herself on a Sunday night in a dressing gown, slippers and curlers...

Jesus... A local Bobby on his bike, policing used to be better then in my opinion as they knew everyone in the area and sort of guided you away from trouble if they could.. I remember when I got my first 'Fizzy50' and I rode it up to the school to show off to my mates and our local Bobby was at the station and he came over to take a look, I thought NO!!! , I was totally illegal at the time, no tax, insurance or licence He gave it the once over and said "nice bike, that will be worth a nick later..." I took the hint and fucked off sharpish.. Still used to ride it around the streets at night though with my mates and down all the back ally's and stuff just not so much during the day..

Yea.. this whole situation is as frustrating as fuck.. But what happens to the loan remains to be seen - with ministers digging in on their position that no money ends up back in Abramovich's pocket. That raises the prospect of a doomsday scenario for the club, whose operating licence runs out on May 31. If Chelsea has not been sold by then, it would automatically be barred from competing in next season's Premier League. What possible future there is for the Stamford Bridge outfit if that happens remains to be seen. But the whole sorry process is already harming the club, whose major revenue streams remain frozen as a result of sanctions. Chelsea were powerless to stop Antonio Rudiger quitting the club as soon as they were told they could not offer new contracts to players. And the futures of Mason Mount and Reece James are also now in doubt as both are due new deals but talks cannot get underway. Tuchel insists the growing uncertainty is not affecting his side, but they lost 1-0 at Everton on Sunday and have only managed one win in their last four games. The longer it goes on the more difficult it becomes - not least for the hundreds of Chelsea employees currently fearing for their livelihoods.

They reported that the bloke got a bit of a kicking on the way out...

Just reading that Dave Chappelle got attacked/rushed on stage during his performance... The bloke was supposedly armed with a knife and a gun.. No-one was hurt and the bloke was arrested but fuck me...

We used to wait until the council came and cut all the grass and then piled it all up and used to jump off the garage roof one after another..

Not me.... cameras had not been invented when we were jumping off buildings..

The 80's where you could jump from floors of abandoned flats onto a big pile of mattresses....

Can't say I have ever done that but the vision is amusing...

So finding out after 35 years of marriage that your spouse has sucked over 100+ dicks.. Is that really that big a deal or is my missus over reacting??

If your tanks are like your driverless cars then yes...

I bet there were a few bums twitching during this test... Dutch army testing its tank's emergency brakes - 9GAG

A typical child growing up in the UK these days... Old 8 :D - 9GAG