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I suppose we can be grateful there is no VAR in these games or we could be looking at 20 minutes added time with this ref...

Devine and Drinkwater sent off for a couple of dodgy tackles going in and then some handbags ensuing... both deserved sendings off

2-2 Great bit of play by us...

2-1 through a penalty... Much better half from us so far..

Well that was a pretty poor first half from us, got a little better as it wore on but still not had a shot on goal so far... still, we are bringing on JT, Essien and Drogba in the second half I am told so should turn the tide in our favour....

Petr Cech in goal as well..... Must have made a mistake, this must be the under 42's side... Spurs go 2-0 up

Danny Drinkwater is a lot younger than I thought he was..... must be the drinking

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Nice one mate.... really pleased for you..

Good for her...

It's been interesting reading up on the deal breakers involved in this especially the fishing rights for example being a major stumbling block and although I don't know every crease of every page turned on this looking from the outside I can understand to some degree why we might be making a stand if, and I say if ( all things being truthful ) then we are going to walk away with a no deal and it's looking ever more likely that that will be the case... Looks like the promised oven ready deal needs to have stayed in the oven a bit longer because what's being served is as cold and tasteless as fuck...

Hard to know what to say when you hear this type of news, Hope it all goes well for all of you mate and wish you the very best of luck...

I read somewhere that your game against West Brom is also in danger of being called off on Saturday???

Putting a jacket on it does not disguise the fact it's a baby lamb mate.... nice try though

I can't see it the picture is too blurry.....

Watched 'Tenet' last night Although it's a bit confusing in regards to what's going on initially it all comes together to make more sense near the end so it's one of them films you need to stick with despite the weird style and unusual visuals that often throw you when you are trying to work out what is going on... I did enjoy it but definitely not one to watch with someone who asks lot's of questions about what's going on etc because to be honest you won't have much of a clue to start with and would need to bluff it out by telling them to stop talking because they are ruining it.. I would probably give it 7/10 Also it's a fairly long film so make sure you have plenty of beer and snacks on standby... In fact it was so long that by the time the end credits started rolling all my clothes had gone out of fashion...

Start working on an epic storyline about how you lost it, should get the girls all fired up if you tell them you lost it fighting a wild animal saving your nan or something... but obviously make it a believable animal you know, something within your range of capability and obviously something that is common in your region, nothing too small or they will think you are weak..

Then this is what you will look like when you reach your late 50's.... should drive all the women wild.... with terror

Didn't they have reduced 2 minute rounds or something??? My mate reckons Tyson was fighting fit for his age.. not seen the fight myself

Someone who watched the Tyson v Jones match said it was like watching two grandads going at it at the family BBQ...

Try this Josh... should take up an hour or so of your evening.. Would try this 100% - 9GAG

Phew!!! well played there Josh, nearly gave the game away... Pulling that virus excuse out of the bag to throw him off the scent at the last second was quick thinking there mate...

Prawns in seafood dressing is a must.... I once got seduced by an older woman over a Prawn & Seafood dressing starter once.. I didn't know what was happening until it was too late.. No regrets!!

That's my idea straight in the bin then.....

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